-INCORRECT QUOTES PT 1-

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-incorrect quotes ft Y/N-

-part one-

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Store worker: Can a Mr. Philza Minecraft come to the front desk please?

Phil, arriving at the desk: Is there a problem?

Store clerk: *points to tubbo and Y/N* I believe these are yours?

Tubbo and Y/N: We got lost D:

Phil: I dint even bring you guys with me- 0_0

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Tommy making fun of Y/N: *insult* *mean comment* (lol I cant think of Insults for shit)

Y/N: You think i give a fuck? I cant even read :/

Tommy: I- ._. *leaves*

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Niki driving ranboo and Y/N home: So how was your guys day?

Y/N: We almost got surprised adopted!

Niki: What?

Ranboo: We almost got kidnapped.

Niki: Oh ok.

Niki: . . .

Y/n: . . .

Ranboo: . . .

Niki: WAIT WHAT-

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Tubbo, placing down a card: Ace of spades :)

Tommy, putting down an uno card: +4 ;)

Y/N pulling out a Pokémon card: Mew, I choose you!

Ranboo, crying in a corner: ;-; w-what are we playing ;o;

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Sapnap, sick:  Aww You guys put aside everything and came all the way here for me? :D how did you even get here so fast?

Quackity: Several traffic violations

Dream: Three counts of resisting arrest

Karl: About 13 cans of energy drinks

Y/N: Also, that's not our car.

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Wilbur: Hey Y/N, can I get a sip of your water?

Y/N: Its not water.

Will: Vodka! I like your style-

Y/N: Its vinegar.

Will: Wh-what? O.O

Y/N: Vinegar. PUSSY *chugs vinegar*

Will: O_o

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Dream: Am I going to far?

Sam: No no no. You went too far seven hours ago, now your going to prison.

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Ranboo, tubbo and Y/N hanging out together.

Ranboo: What time is it?

Y/N I dont know, but hand me that saxophone and we'll find out. 

Tubbo handing it over, kinda scared: ( o‿o)っ

Y/N: *plays sax extremely loud and out of tune*

Tommy from inside: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAX AT TWO AM?!!!?

Y/N: Its two am :)

Ranboo and tubbo:

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:D request plz

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