Allusiammarkzuisuak

Part the one and only

            A voice buzzed over the intercom. It was Annoying Secretary; 'Hello there, Aluciamarkszuazak. This is your secretary, and I was wondering if you could go out real quick and grab me some donuts. I really like those ones in Alabama, and I think I can loan you a dollar for a plane ticket. I really want a couple donuts, and I'm busy with my boba. So, see, you have to get me some.' Ugh, she is an idiot, I'm a sample assignment, thought Aluciammarkszuazak. I Kant get donutz. 'Also, you have bad grammar;' said the intercom. 'And spelling. Work on that. This will need a lot of attention. I can't help you, you're so bad!' "I;" yelled Aluciammarkszuazak, "am sampel asinmint! I no can work on my spelling, or the grammar of the me, or get plane for the tickets, or buy the donuts! You are fired, Annoying Secretary!" However, Annoying Secretary did not hear Aluciammarkszuazak, because sample assignments cannot talk. And thus they cannot be heard. And as Aluciammarkszuazak raged on, Annoying Secretary kept talking, and their life never got anywhere. 'Oh,' said the annoying Secretary, 'also could you bring me a dog? One of those yorkies, the kind you can only get on mars. I love love love love love love love love love love love LOVE those dogs.' The intercom went off before buzzing back to life. ' And also, bring back my chipmunk. He's not mine, but I want him. The brown one with stripes. He's really skittish, and he'll probably run away if you try to approach him. His name is markkkkk, but he doesn't come when you call him. Be sure it's him before you catch it. No other chipmunk will do. Last time I saw him, he was in a tree.' Aluciammarkszuazak was fuming. "I! AM! A! SAMPLE! ASSIGNMENT! I CAN NO DO ANY OF THE THINGS BUT EXCEPT FOR BE READ!" But Annoying Secretary spoke more and more. ' Look, I know that you're a sample assignment, but you can still go and get Markkkkk and donuts from Alabama and a yorkie and, and, and, oh, I just remembered, I wanna, um, a, um, um, um, um,um, um, ummmmmmmm, oh, yeah, right, a Facebook and social media account. So OVEN! IT! ALREADY! AND ALSO! TELL ME WHAT THAT MEANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I also want some dinner. You'll cook for me, and then you'll feed me, yeah, I take your silence as a yes. I want Mac n' cheese, but homemade.'SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP SHADDUPSHADDUPSHADDUP!!!!!!!!!!Im. A . Sample. Assignment. I can't yell. Why... wha... And so, she sat there and fumed while no one could hear her, And Annoying Secretary just sat there and talked about donuts and markkkkk and Yorkies from mars, and all the other ridiculous things she wanted, and Aluciammarkszuazak couldn't make her stop talking because no one could hear her, and Annoying Secretary talked and talked about things that weren't related in any way.

THE END OF THE STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!