The Adventures of Sonic, Lilo & Stitch Season 1

Episode 38: Bad Stitch

Sonic: My goodness! That's a lot of bills!

Knuckles: Was it because of our experiment hunting job?

Nani: I've had it up to hear with the blue wrecking ball. Here.

Lilo: The Shining Path of Puppy-hood. Turning your bad dog good, with the ancient wisdom of the east.

Shadow: It's like dog training.

Amy: Stitch, you need to be a good dog for a while.

Stitch: Hmph!

Tails: Seriously, do it for us, please.

Stitch: Okay, okay. Stitch good. Very good.

Later

Sonic: The first step is walking on the path of goodness. Just walk across this delicate rice paper without ripping it.

Stitch tried to walk gently on the rice paper but it ripped.

Sonic: That failed.

Later

Tails: There are twists and turns on the path of goodness. Try to get through the maze without losing your cool.

Stitch tried to get through the maze but lost his cool.

Sometime later

Knuckles: This isn't working. Stitch keeps breaking things. If Stitch can't be good, we won't be able to keep him here.

Lilo: Where'd Stitch go?

Meanwhile

Stitch: (alien language)

Dr Jung: You'll get your money soon. I'm just running a few tests to make sure you really are an alien. Outstanding! Fantastic! We'll have to change your behavior...

Hamsterviel: So all will fear Dr Hamsterviel! Mwahahahaha!

Lilo's house

Jumba: Evil genius project is ready!

Cream: This thing makes money?

Lilo: If only it can tell me where Stitch went.

Tails: Stitch's gonna get taken apart by a scientist!

Sonic: We gotta rescue him!

Pleakley: But I made a fresh batch of lemonade!

Tails: Let's get going!

Meanwhile

Hamsterviel: Hope you are comfortable, 626. I'll put your original destructive programming back in you. Then we'll gather your "cousins" and wreak havoc on the galaxy. Mwahahahaha!

Stitch: Meega, nala kweesta!

Hamsterviel: Still naughty as ever!

Ding dong!

Hamsterviel: Who is that distracting me with the distractions?

Gantu: I'm here for the ad for aliens. I'm an alien.

Dr Jung: A fired alien is what you are.

Gantu: How'd you know I was fired?! Dr Hamsterviel?! Aren't you supposed to be in prison?

Hamsterviel: Three day furlough, just enough to find a new assistant!

Gantu: 626?!

Hamsterviel: He'll help me capture the other experiments with his destructive programming. Gimme that! You ready, 626?

Stitch: (alien language)

Hamsterviel: Time to get naughty! Mwahahahaha!

Ding dong!

Hamsterviel: Now what?!

Sonic: Sir? You have our dog.

Dr Jung: Well, come on in, fellas. Your dog's in here.

Sonic: Hey, Stitch!

Stitch: (alien language)

Knuckles: You may break things, but you're good to us.

Tails: He's acting weird.

Jumba: Let me see.

Cream: He looks like he's about to hurt us. But he wouldn't hurt us.

Sonic: I feel this guy's a phony.

Sonic removed the disguise.

Sonic and Co: Dr Hamster Wheel?!

Shadow: He escaped again?

Hamsterviel: Of course I did. And it's Hamsterviel!

Stitch: (alien language)

Amy: Stitch doesn't want us to leave just yet.

Hamsterviel: I have restored 626's original destructive programming.

Lilo: Stitch knows not to be destructive, he's good.

Hamsterviel: You are so wrong, 626 will destroy whatever I tell him to.

Dr Jung: Starting with the blue hedgehog.

Sonic: Oh... Easy, Stitch! Behave yourself!

Stitch: (alien language)

Dr Jung: Smash the hedgehog!

Stitch smashed Dr Jung.

Stitch: Stitch good?

Sonic: Yes, you are!

Hamsterviel: This is unacceptable!

Tails: You've been outsmarted again, Hamster Wheel!

Hamsterviel: Hamsterviel! And you may think that, but I will be having the last of the laughs. Mwahahahaha!

Sonic sprayed water on Dr Hamsterviel.

Sonic: Bad gerbil!

Gantu: Dr Hamsterviel! I have a few things to get off my chest. This machine will give me all the cash I need. You can't kick me around anymore!

Dr Hamsterviel: Why, you swollen sea slug! I shall hire you back!

Tails: That's Jumba's machine! Stitch, destroy it all you want.

Stitch destroyed Jumba's machine.

Gantu: Done! I'll do it!

Shadow: Chaos Control!

Sonic and Co teleported out of the lab.

Hamsterviel: You have not seen the last of Jacques Von Hamsterviel!

Lilo's house

Sonic: Stitch found his own path of goodness.

Nani: What happened here?!

Lilo: That path went to the living room.

To be continued...

Next time Sonic and Co will search for an experiment that uses its sleep-inducing bleat to cause people to instantly enter a near-permanent sleep. See ya later folks!