just in a hooters { justin bieber x reader } SATIRE STORY LMAOOO

ghost busters

"don't get it wrong, he said i was too young, i'm 26 he's nearly in his mid 30s, of course it would be weird if a 19 year old works for a 30 year old." i told boss
"oh yeah, i forgot about that part about your "age""boss said.
"oh uh okay, get it i guess.."

"so what about the HQ justin has? is it that important to have a blueprint? we can find his room in no time, we probably have enough back up to assassin, we have a sniper, that sniper is you." boss said
"you arent wrong, what point would there be if a sniper was here." i said..

time skip brought to you by the ghost busters song..which is listed in the next slide from that photo on the top.

we headed to the JUSTIN HQ 😆😆 and i was hiding away, behind many leaves as you cant tell.
as a sniper, i should be persistent about my surroundings and where i directly hit. my only target are people who get in the way, not my friends though, but justin. HE JUST NEEDS TO GO.

omg

i saw him!! justin! wooo get it
i guess!!

i saw him hitting the nae nae !
not the just dance 2017 game

i mean like, once again get it i guess!! 🤣
so surely, he's being distracted- WOOO GET THEM MOVES BEAVER! hitting all em perfect! like this aint dance dance revolution!

i can't stop watching him hit those notes! how could an ugly being be so good at a 2017 bad graphics game? that game runs like a two bar wifi!

WOOOO GET THAT KAHOOT STREAK!! ON FIRE BEAVER!!!! I SWEAR THIS GIRL BE ON FIRE!

i saw the screen, he's in first place with 5 stars on top . since he has finished his foolishness, i have a chance to kill him, all i have to do is wait for him to pick a new song, that way he's distracted! wait what- he's playing copacabana.. isn't that song like- two coins on just dance? dude wouldn't you waste more coins on better songs? okay but, i can kill him right now.. just gotta..... *pew* *shattering of glass* *screaming* HAH! got the target on spot! his head got shot! oh no..

"when there's something strange.. in the neighborhood.. how you gonna call? GHOST BUSTERS!!!"

shart

those fart busters- or gas busters are here..
gotta make a change of that..
since only one is in the truck, i could get behind and find some supplies..? nahhh i should- *rrrrrr* "up on call, it's a me mario."

what? i heard this coming from my walkie talkie..maybe my crew members noticed that fart- gas busterssss?????????..... OHHHH ITS THE GHOST BUSTERSSSssssss.... what are THEY trying to go here? reincarnate justin?! NO I CANT LET THAT HAPPEN!!! they will find his body soon! JUSTIN DONT WORRY, I WILL HIDE YOU!!!!!!

future narration made by you

at the time, i forgot ghosts existed- i mean no wonder the busters are here. so i basically i was touching a, cadaver...

future narration end

"justin, i'm going to take you— hold on."
would that make me the killer though? i'm the first person to find his body, i was the one who killed him though.. i jumped through a shattered window— i feel footsteps on the ground... i have to go.

*rrrrr* "hey i'm back again, you did a hood job! i can tell you killed the sir, just by seeing those busters!" this isn't my boss, or the one that said "it's a me mario!" they sound familiar.. they are from my work place but i've only seen them twice...hmmmm OH but it said they were back again.. what does that mean? oh yeah, it's the one that said "mario" hmmm mario.... i don't remember anyone here in the agency named that....

PERSON 4'S POV

"shoot, ()'s not responding, it's been like 2 minutes.. i hope their okay." they better not me slacking off crushing on justin.

BACK TO YOUR POV

yeah thats it! i'll say hey mario!
"hey ya mario hows it going? do you think we can leave now?"
please dont be someone i dont know.

*rrr* "gotcha, we just gotta contact boss- wait did you just call me mario? ahaha oh to have (...)"
i got distracted again, only because now i know that is, now i know why he's been kept away in the agency, nobody wants to hear him blabber about mario, big mario fanboy 4...
"OHHH!! it's you, 4! i remember now, you're that- okay but we really need to talk to boss now."
i said.

"okay i'll call him now.." *beep*
whew, almost got off track..
since i'm near justin, I CAN STEAL HIS ACCOUNT!! I WILL STEAL HIS GAMES!! ALL OF IT!! WILL TAKE OVER CHAMPION OF JUST DANCE 2017!!!!!

that was until i saw a mario game.. oh boy, 4s gonna freak out, and i'm gonna freak out if he sees me with these games!!!!... so i rushed, and hid those games somewhere- woah, i can scratch the dvd so he won't be able to play them!! i will sell them on ebay for 1000 dollars! no one would believe that these were games from justin's hq but still!!

i could add a title going like..
"justin bieber gaming, mario, super mario, super mario bros, super mario bros 2. super mario bros wii u, scent that comes from justins room! all games work! *not clickbait* very scary to play, has his account, #1 champion mario player."
i assume he's good at playing that too i guess.

as i did that, i got up and ran out the room with MY now to be account on just dance.

these busters won't stop me from having fun.
....wait. isn't justin a ghost now?— "EW EW EW EW EW!!!"
"NO WAY."
i knew i didnt just touch a cadaver like that.. IM SO GROSSED OUT.
*RRRR*
"just got ahold of boss, he says he'll be there at the lake north from you. we might come across eachother from there." 4 said.

"alright 4."
*beep*
4 is south from me,, yeah we might actually meet up, is it pretty bad though.. i'll have to hide "my games"