Monomyth (2017)

Run

I had never ran that fast in my entire life. Rushing through the hallways and out the doors was a lot harder than it had been before, but I managed to get to the parking lot before that thing ate me. I continued running all the way to a strange cave.

"That thing can't get in here!" I thought, "but what about my friends? Should I go back and save them? No. I can't let that thing eat me too!"

I walked into the cave, hoping there wouldn't be any monsters or anything like that inside of it. The inside was very well lit for a cave and I saw a door with a sign above it. Next thing I knew, everything was dark. I could hardly see anything except for that sign.

"Do not enter," it warned, "or you shall be plunged into the relm of eternal death!"

"Yeah right," I thought as I read the sign again, looking specifically at the word 'relm', "What the heck? Whoever made this sign must've been illiterate... or stupid... or both..."

I pulled out my phone and went straight to dictionary.com, hoping I was correct... I was.

"What kind of idiot could forget the 'a' in 'realm'?" My scream was so loud that even I could tell I was just looking for something to be angry about.

SCREEEEEEEEEECH!

I put my fingers in my ears attempting to block out the nails-on-a-chalkboard noise, but it didn't help. The noise got louder and louder until I wanted my ears to fall off and then kept going. "What could possibly be making this noise for so long?" I thought, "It's almost unearthly!"

Then it hit me, I was being attacked by an alien! Not thinking about the noise, I removed my fingers from my ears, took the straps of my backpack off my shoulder, threw the bag on the ground, and started digging for my 'Apocalypse Survival Kit'. Sure it was intended for zombies, but there had to be something to fight aliens in it.