100 Spoofing Questions
1: What is your name?
Luo Yuchen: Luo Yuchen.
Fang Xieyi: Fang Xieyi.
Luo Yuchen: Wait! Why’s it him? Where is my Xiao Heng?
Fang Xieyi (scornfully): Hmph.
The Host:Orange[1]: Fellow Luo Yuchen, please look at the title. It’s ‘100 Spoofing Questions’, not ‘100 Husband and Wife Questions’.
Luo Yuchen: You could have chosen someone else rather than this unrelated fox!
Fang Xieyi: Unrelated? That’s weird. I clearly remember that you are my brother-in-law… So you weren’t my brother-in-law? I will find Xiao Heng a new one tomorrow.
Luo Yuchen: You…!
Orange: My god. Why is the first question taking so long? Let’s proceed to the next question…
Luo Yuchen: You shut up!
2: Age?
Luo Yuchen: 28.
Fang Xieyi: 29.
Luo Yuchen: Really? I always thought you were 30+.
Fang Xieyi: … (You’ll pay for this.)
Orange: Why has the temperature dropped…?
3: Gender?
Surprisingly, both Luo Yuchen and Fang Xieyi snorted together in tacit understanding.
4: What personality do you think you have?
Fang Xieyi: Kind-hearted.
Luo Yuchen (pondering): Probably not very good.
Fang Xieyi: So you actually knew…
Luo Yuchen: I’m not as shameless as you!
5: What about the other person’s personality?
Luo Yuchen: Gloomy, surly, cunning and sinister
Fang Xieyi: Fickle, ungrateful, stupid and stubborn.
Orange: Both of them are very enthusiastic and orderly… Cold sweat…
6: When did you two first meet? Where was it?
Luo Yuchen: When I was 21. At a restaurant.
Fang Xieyi: When I was 22. I was having french cuisine with my cute younger brother when an uninvited guest popped up to have a free meal.
Luo Yuchen: I was invited by Xiao Heng alright? And I clearly arrived first!
7: What’s your first impression of the other person?
Luo Yuchen: He said he’s Xiao Heng’s brother, but why didn’t they look alike? He popped out randomly from nowhere and dared to take liberties with Xiao Heng. Don’t tell me he’s a fake?
Fang Xieyi: Why does my brother have a friend like this? So what if he was a little good looking? He’s so obstinate.
Xiao Heng: Was it like that? I remembered the two of you smiling happily and conversing harmoniously. I had thought…
Luo Yuchen: Xiao Heng, when did you arrive? Why are you sitting beside the weird host? Come here quickly.
Xiao Heng: I was hired to be the arbitrator of this 100 questions session. You guys can continue answering.
Luo Yuchen (turns around and asked softly): Fox, what weird things have you fed Xiao Heng…?
8: What do you like about the other person?
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