Dream centric oneshots//Closed// rest in piece Technoblade

Where are the adoption papers?!

'This is so far the dumbest thing I have ever done' a certain pink-haired hybrid huffed as he adjusted his grip on an unconscious Dream in his arms. With 3 other individuals walking alongside him each are hidden by invisibility potions. He originally planned to take Dream and run but he heard of Nightmare and decided to bring him in as well. But Nightmare insisted that they bring along 2 more individuals along with them. So now the retired warrior is walking with an unconscious friend, the protector of the SMP lands, a white cloaked man resembling Badboyhalo and a dude with fierce red eyes. Phil would either ground him or praise him for this either way there's no turning back. 

Anyways Technoblade has never been in a much stranger company but hey he lives with an admin he considers a father and an enderboy he and Phil plans to adopt anytime soon. "Are we there yet!?" Nightmare asks what might have been the hundredth time. "No, no, no! Not yet you idiot!" Goodboyhalo yelled as he slapped his hand into his mouth as an attempt to silent him. But a few moments later, a sudden look of disgust swept over Goodboyhalo's face, "did you just lick my hand!?" He says immediately pulling his hand away. "What if I did?" Nightmare says smugly enjoying the look of outrage and slight amusement in his friend's face. "Boys, boys you're both pretty" DreamXD says putting himself between them.

At this point Technoblade just wants to dump them to Phil and Ranboo, take a long warm bath, lie down and never get up. Because boy he thought Tommy and Wilbur were annoying  but these two are even more so. He is surprised that Dream slept through all off it, he can't blame him the guy seriously needs a break from the events that took place weeks ago. Techno felt anger rise in his chest, directed to those responsible for this, turning Dream into a mere shell of who he once was in pursuit of what they call 'justice' and of himself for not taking immediate action when he caught word of Dream locked up in prison. 

"Dude you ok?" 

Nightmare's voice snapped him out of his trance as the other two looked at him with concern. "You've been mumbling for the past 15 minutes" DreamXD says looking at him thoughtfully. "Are you thinking of those b!#$hes back there at the SMP?" Good followed as his eyes darkened at the mention of those traitors. "Bruh you and Badboyhalo are really different aren't ya?" Techno smirked looking at Good, "well duh, the guy doesn't cruse and I myself cruse 24/7" he says with a smug look. Soon the group reached a house and by the entrance was a certain avian whose arms are crossed together. Technoblade groaned internally as he cautiously approached the house.

Phil sighed exhaustingly as he watched Nightmare and Goodboyhalo fight over something he doesn't remember, DreamXD and Ranboo eating popcorn while watching the two bicker, Technoblade taking a long shower that is stretching to half an hour and Dream passed out on the couch. His immortal wife, Kristen is away in her own world, he himself is immortal and are told by fellow immortals to not be attached to mortals. But look at him now he adopted a ton of kids into his house, he cared for each and every one of them, he helped them grow and find better lives under his wing. But as time passed, many have passed on, others left him for something greater but there are still those that stayed behind with him. 

If the chaos can't get any crazier a certain someone woke up.

As soon Dream woke up, at first he freaked out at the moment he realized the room he is in is not the room from the infirmary. But calmed down as soon Nightmare told him everything and how his new dad is Phil. Which led Dream to cling on him for 15 minutes before joining Ranboo to prank Technoblade as soon as he came out of the shower. Another 15 minutes later the pig hybrid was covered from head-to-toe with pink die, everyone in the house even DreamXD burst into laughter, as Technoblade chased Ranboo and Dream all around the living room until the two took cover behind Phil; even he himself was failing to hide his own laughter. 

Soon enough nighttime fell, Ranboo and Dream are sleeping side-by-side on the couch, Nightmare and Good also slept together on a two sleeping bags, their hands inches away from each other, DreamXD turned himself into a small white blob as he slept on one of the mini pillows. Technoblade himself was sleeping, he was having a wonderful dream, the original SBI was back together, Wilbur wasn't crazy, Tommy is back to his annoying and fun self, Phil looks like he could use a year's vacation and he himself is not an anarchist. 

*CRASH*

A loud noise made Techno jolt awake, looking around he saw that everyone in the room was still asleep, an intruder maybe? Just as he is about to grab his weapon, he noticed someone was missing from the group. Techno groaned as he stood up, as he looked for Phil and ask him what is he doing up in this hour.  

5 minutes of searching later, he found Phil rummaging through a bunch of papers by the table. "Phil! What are you doing up this late?" he whispered shouted so the other occupants wouldn't be disturbed. "Techno sorry to have awoken you. But where are the adoption papers!" Phil whispered shouted back not looking up from the numerous papers scattered throughout the table. "Phil, you are not seriously thinking of adopting my rival?" Techno says narrowing his eyes.

 "Of course not, I'm adopting everyone in this house! Now so help me or the noise will wake everybody up!"