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Dream: Sapnap help, I told George I was gonna cook today but I just realized I can't cook at all!
Sapnap: *pouring liquor in a cereal box* And you thought I would help?"
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Dream: What are you 4?
Wilbur: Yeah! Four heads taller than you!
Dream:
Wilbur:
Wilbur: Please don't kill me-
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Random Waiter: Ok so what would you like for your coffee?
Technoblade: Black like my soul...
Dream: He'll take a cappuccino with whipped cream and sweet chocolate on top.
Random Waiter:
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(If ghostdre wasn't sad)
Philza: Mind telling me the message you sent to the SMP world chat?
Ghost!Dream: It was a critical update.
Philza: It says "I always come back b!#$%&s"
Ghost!Dream: Like I said a critical update.
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Tommy: I Tommyinnit is the greatest f#$%&$g cook in the world.
Phil: WHAT IN THE WORLD HAPPENED HERE!?!?
Technoblade: *aggressively throwing snow in the kitchen*
Dream: AHHHHHHH! WHO SET THE KITCHEN ON FIRE!?!?!
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Dream: If I die you can have all my stuff.
George: That's the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me!
George: Don't die though.
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Dream: There is no future. There is no past, do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insists on viewing one edge at a time. When the whole design is visible in every facet.
Sapnap:
George:
Bad:
Everyone in Dream's birthday surprise party:
Sapnap: I just asked if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first-
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Dream: I'm gonna take you out Fundy!
Fundy: Great it's a date then!
Dream: What no, I meant it as a threat-
Fundy: See you at 5!
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Philza: Dream! Open up!
Dream: It started when I was 5-
Tommy: No he meant-
Tubbo: Tommy, shhhh, let him finish.
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Sapnap: We need to get through this locked door, George give me your credit card!
George: Ok?
Sapnap: *pockets the credit card* Thanks gogy~ Now Dream kick the door down.
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Nightmare: Ah, Dream! I hope you don't mind I played for you while you were gone. Don't worry, I only lost twice.
Dream: I was downstairs for two minutes...we're playing monopoly.
Nightmare: I made a few risky investments.
Technoblade: He tried to build, and I quote, "a tower worthy of my greatness" by stacking twenty hotels on jail.
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Punz: I just kinda feel like we're meant to be friends. I mean look at how fate keeps throwing us at each other...
Dream: It's 3am and you're stuck in my window. How did you even get there?
Punz: Fate, I just told you. Aren't you listening?
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George: Hey bro! What do you want to eat?
Dreamon: The souls of the innocent...
Dream: A bagel!
Dreamon: No! You treacherous fool!
Dream: Two bagels please!
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Dream: What if "g" from "gif" is silent?
Philza: Go to sleep son
Dream: What "gif" I don't want to?
Technoblade: Both of you shut up!
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