She's What?! //Jerome & Jeremiah Valeska X Reader

Season 2: A

A/n: season 1 had no other writable scenes of Jerome so that's why majority of season 2 is gonna be a while at arkham and then them escaping :) any requests plz feel free to comment

Unedited :/

«arkham asylum - day 2»

I was just trying to read my book in peace, when this dude walked up to me a stood there staring at me for at least half an hour; Jerome wasn't having any of it, he walked over to the guy, snatched my book from my hands and beat the guys head several times until the guards finally did something about the current situation.

"why did you do that?" I asked him
"that guy was making you uncomfortable, nobody makes my doll uncomfortable"
"first of all, I'm not your doll, and your not my type, I would like for you to go sit with your Besties because, belive it or not, your making me uncomfortable"
"alright, alright I'll leave you be... If... You give me a little mouth to mouth action.. If you get what I mean, toots"
"make yourself comfy, seems live your not going anywhere"

In return he laughed manically, making my skin crawl

Around fifteen minutes later, a big dude walked in, his name was zargon or something like that, eventually he passed out on the table and blue smoke started flowing out of his mouth, polluting mine, and everyone's lungs with the strange substance. Me and Jerome, practically along with everyone else in the room, were coughing hysterically. Soon I dropped to the floor going out cold, before my body shut off completely, Jerome dropped and grabbed my hand tightly

"everything is gonna be fine doll face"...

I woke up and I was strapped to something, looking around me all I saw was, Jerome to my right, a fat crazy guy to my left and... And... And theo galavan! In front of me, he must of broke us out.

«later that day»
I chose my room, Jerome was on the opposite hallway from me:/
I asked theo for a burner phone, and surprisingly he got me one, I also asked if I could leave, he said as long as I come back in the morning or he would have my neck.

I rang Jim, and said I was on my way to the gcpd, he said not to do I asked where we could meet, he sent some directions to an abandoned house.

Once I made my way to the house, Jim was already there. As soon as he saw me he grasped me tight.
I told him everything I could and left not wanting anyone to find out about our little visit.

«back at theo's»

When I walked through the door, nobody was here, I heard strong moans from down the hallway my room was in, I walked down the hallway, suspicion kicking in, looking at every door to see if it was open,

Of course it has to be my room

I sighed to myself. I walked into my room to be smacked around the head with an awful image of Jerome jerking off, completely naked, on my bed, whilst sniffing my underwear, and looking at a picture of my face.

"what the fuck?" I asked sounding stoned

"huh? Oh shit! y/n !" he quickly covered himself with his boxers, sliding them back on.

He just stared at me as I stared at the wall trying to process what just happened.

"out please" I said politely

"for a kiss I will do just that, he puckered his lips getting close

" uh no"

"what if we play a little game of Russian roulette, 3 shots to the face, if my brains are not spread across the wall, then you spend the night with me?"

"uh, I won't spend the night with you, but I will kiss you, once"

"you got yourself a deal, missy"

He ran off to get his gun, a few minutes later he rushed back into my room.

"okay here goes nothing"
He said loading the gun with a single bullet and spinning the barrel.

I swallowed hard, he pulled the trigger, and giggled, his brains were safe so far.

He pulled the trigger, harshly biting his lip

Once again, he pulled the trigger, and once that was over with he licked his lips and walked over to me

"a deal is a deal" he said, giddly
"I suppose" I replied

He grabbed my chin roughly and pulled my lips to his, his tongue asked for permission to enter and I let him, his tonge left no place untouched. I slid my hands in his hair slightly tugging at them. After being kissed passionately I pushed him off of me.

"the deal was one kiss" I said with a hint of monotone in my voice

"but you enjoyed it didn't you?"

"maybe"