Addicted // Chord Overstreet

iii. texts

Naya
So what do you want to do today?
How was your night? I'm so sad,
I couldn't make it!

Eliza
Naya
I got back to my hotel like three hours ago...
I just need you to bring yourself & coffee

Naya
3 hours ago?!!!
Girl, that was 8am!
Where the hell were you?
Please tell me you went back to Bee's?

Eliza
No
...

Naya
Who were you with then, Dianna?

Eliza
Would you believe me if I said yes?

Naya
No

Eliza
Gee thanks Rivera 😒

Naya
Ohhh
OHHHHHHHH!!!!
ELIZA FREDDIE TAYLOR
YOU DID NOT?!!

Eliza
I did

Naya
I need to hear you say it

Eliza
But I'm hungover and
I want you to pity me whilst
I regret all my life choices

Naya
I'm not coming over to look after you
unless you physically say it out loud
and tell me, where you ended up last night

Eliza
Fine
I went home with Chord

Naya
THANK YOU
Sorry, did I step into a time machine
and end up back in 2012???

Eliza
Alright laugh it up
but don't take the piss

Naya
I thought you were guys weren't
hooking up anymore?

Eliza
We're not!
That's the whole point!
We haven't hooked up since... 2012???
Maybe 2013?

Don't quote me on that? I don't know
What I do know is that it's a one time thing!

If we were going
to actually get together,
it would have happened by now! 🤷🏽‍♀️

Naya
Yeah okay 🙄
You two were hot back in the day
And tbh you're even hotter now!
I don't see a problem personally

Eliza
There is no problem!
There has to be a whole situation first
for there to be a problem
Anyway, I've met someone else recently

Naya
Okay so first of all;
why didn't you open with that?
and secondly...
you went home with Chord last night!
Are we reactivating the hoe years?

Cause I'm too old for that shit!

Eliza
Fuck off Rivera!!
The hoe years were shut down years ago!
First of all you didn't ask and
secondly, it was a one time thing!

You didn't see how much tequila
bee made us put away!

I'm honestly surprised I'm not comatose still

Plus we've only really just started
seeing each other,
Rami introduced us at the BAFTAs!

You'd really like him Nay!
He's gorgeous, super sweet
and SUPER talented!

Naya
I'm only letting this slide
because I know if it was legit serious
I'd know about him already
plus old trouty mouth would have stayed in 2012!

Eliza
Don't make me laugh! My head hurts!
Plus you know he hates that!

Naya
What he doesn't know doesn't hurt him
plus got you to rise from your
hungover slump didn't it!

Can I ask one question though...

Eliza
Shoot!

Naya
Was last night worth it?

Eliza
Ohhh 100% worth it 😏

Naya
Good to know 😂

Eliza
Can you come look after me
now you've finished interrogating me?

Naya
Will be there in 20 x

Eliza
LOVE YOU
See you in 20 x