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"Dumb and dumber"
• July 29, 2021 •
"Namjoon wake up, the bell is about to ring" Jin touched his shoulder as Namjoon was loudly snoring on the couch, uncomfortably wiggling his body from numbness. "I.SAID.WAKE.UP" He pushed Namjoon on the edge. "The fuc-" Jin shoved a tissue on Namjoon's mouth shutting it. "I don't want to hear your nonsense".
"Okay class today we'll bake cupcakes, ready all the equipments and ingredients" The students obeyed preparing all the things they needed. "Shit I forgot my apron" "Here use my extra ones" "Thank you Xiumin" Jin blushed which made Namjoon frown. "Start to line up for the recipe, I won't give you all the instructions" Mr. Park announced.
"Hey, birdie get the recipe" Namjoon looked at Jin earning a glare from him. "I'll go with you then" Xiumin held Jin's wrist. "No he'll go with ME" Namjoon pulled Jin "You literally ordered him to get the recipe, called him stupid names, now you wanna come with him?" Xiumin scowl exasperatingly. Namjoon tensed his grip from Jin, both lining up to get the recipe. They both got the recipe, their hands touched each other. "Thank you Mr. Park" they said in unison, Jin frowning seeing their hands connect in which Namjoon earned a smirk.
"Give me that" Jin said trying to get the recipe from Namjoon, swaying the paper in the air. "Hell no, im the leader" playfully swaying it both reaching on the counter "Give it to me now" Jin screamed, hands laying on Namjoon's chest as the other one was gradually reaching the paper from him. Namjoon stopped swaying the paper, hands still in the air, looking deeply at Jin's angry face. All tinted with a strong red wine color. Xiumin finally snapped the both of them, "here Jin, the recipe" Xiumin snatched the paper from Namjoon "T-Thank you" once again, Kim Seokjin was blushing which irritates Namjoon.
After the quarrel earlier Jin was looking for something "Where's the flour" "Up in the shelves" "Oh there we g-" A bucket of flour was dumped into Seokjin's face making Namjoon laugh "Pfttt bleeh" Jin spit the flour from his mouth which caused to splatter in Namjoon's face. Jin started to hit him hard with as spatula, splashing water and flour in Namjoon's face both falling on the floor "Thats *spat* what *spat* you *spat* get *spat* for *spat* being *spat a *spat* dickhead" The spatula was spat to his face several times. Jin was on top of him jumping up and down while spatting, until he was done Jin was sitting on his junior "OUCHHH MY JUNIOR" He screamed as his voice went high, his nuts was cracking.
"JIN, NAMJOON" Xiumin glared at them. "Namjoon melt the butter on the microwave, I'll make the icing with Jin" Namjoon nodded in annoyance. Namjoon started to melt the butter, his eyes weren't leaving Jin and Xiumin happily making food. "OUCH SHIT" Namjoon screamed when he accidentally touched the hot butter making Jin and Xiumin look at him, both didn't mind since they didn't want his stupid games. "Literally no ones gonna help me?" Namjoon asked, students looking at him weirdly.
Namjoon was quitely watching both of them laughing while mixing the ingredients, the icing suddenly landed into Xiumin's nose "Oops, let me wipe that off" Jin wiped the icing from the nose "Thank you" Xiumin blushed. Namjoon dipped his hands from the icing, spreading it into his nose.
"Oops, can you clean it too Jinnie" Namjoon said with a deep voice pulling Jin's waist. "There's no more tissue" Jin rolled his eyes. "Then use your hands baby" Jin wiped the icing on Namjoon's nose with his fingers as soon Jin wiped the icing Namjoon held his hands licking it. Jin started to burn up as Namjoon's tounge was in contact with his hands. "Look my nose is all clean now" Namjoon leaned his nose to Jin's, their nose were touching, moving back and forth. "S-stop it" Jin backed up as he helped Xiumin bake. Namjoon smiled looking at Xiumin's piercing gaze.
After the baking session Jin called Namjoon "Namjoooonn, aren't you going to taste my cupcake? It's a shame you won't taste one" Jin seductively said. "Woah what's with the voice" Namjoon said as he made a 'what the fuck did just happened' face. He sarted to eat the cupcake looking at Jin, he was smiling, although it somehow felt evil. Namjoon spit the cupcake landing on Xiumin's face "What kind of cupcake was that" "Spicy chicken cupcake" Jin grinned, Namjoon started chasing Jin from running away. "Ah shit, here we go again" Xiumin cleaned his face from the spit.
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"I wish I could see Brad Pitt someday" Jin wished on the wishing well, the water flows peacefully a big familiar figure was blocking him from wishing.
"Thank you for your ravishing coins, my dear wishing well, I'll use these coins for good purposes" Namjoon collected the coins from the wishing well since it wasn't deep when he was about to leave a familiar voice caught his attention "I wish I could see Brad Pitt someday" It was Jin closing his eyes. He opened it and saw Namjoon collecting the coins.
Namjoon's Pov
"A lot of people wonder where does coin ends up, AND YOU JUST STEALL IT" Jin chocked me, so I chocked him too. "Y-Yah" He tried to say "Y-yah you started this" I tried to say as we bumped into a group of men. "Stupid students, wanna fight HUH" they were big and I knew we shouldn't mess them "FIGHT ME BITCH" Jin said, I covered his mouth "S-Sorry S-Sir" I stuttered, Jin started to lick my hands, I frown in disgust causing my hand to back off "FIGHT ME" Jin screamed. "1...2...3...RUNN JIN" I held his hand leading us into hiding spots. "FIND THEM" The man screamed.
They chased us, both of us had no choice but hide under the table, after they weren't be able to be seen we got up, *thud* our heads hit the table "Aishhh" Jin said as he rubbed his head. "You're dumb" I said "You're dumber" he said, "I guess were dumb and dumber". The last thing I remembered was a loud punch from behind.
