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potato
ugh, aunt may is so rudeHe's Fast
Tell me about it! We were just worried about old peteThunder Man
That was not Lady May like you thought, she was being mind controlled, someone took PeterStevie
Hydrapotato
Wait, are you sure Steve? I think we would've noticed if Happy was a Hydra AgentNathan
We never noticed Rumlow in the beginningpotato added Dad, Doc Bruce and Peppy
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I think we found Peter but you're not gonna like where he isDad
You have? Where is he??Peppy
Oh thank God, I was becoming so worried about himpotato
Hydra might have him. I already asked Vision to try and locate him
Oh god, I feel so bad, why didn't I think of that when he didn't send any messagesNewspaper Boy
It's not your fault, you couldn't have possibly knownpotato
I can sense what's going to happen in the future buck, why couldn't I sense anything nowShe's Weird
Maybe they're blocking you from using your powers?Nathan
Wanda is right, we've dealt with Hydra one too many times and they don't play cleanDoc Bruce
The blood Steve found on his backpack belongs to Peter and someone named John Walker?potato
Thats impossible!Dad
Hun, do you know something we don't?potato
John is from another universe where he is Captain America, a very shitty one, in a good way I think, but he died, I saw him die with my own two eyesLowkey
I know nothing of this Hydra of yours but bringing people back to life is possible, is it not?Doc Bruce
It is but that's like breaking all the rules of physicsDad
I'll ask FRIDAY to search up John and I'll see what I'll find, I'll keep you postedPeppy
I told you I got bad vibes from Happypotato
Come to think of it.... I felt nothing when I was around Happy, I didn't feel what was going to happenHe's Fast
Let's pray they don't turn Peter into whatever monstrous thing they have in mindSmart Lady
I have located the Parker boy, I'll send you a screen cap of the location
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Fanfiction❛dad, someone ate my pretzels! for the love of god, it was pietro❜ in which the avengers all survive thanos and they all have phones. avengers × new mutants × x-men crossover ©2021 WILLOW