𝐋𝐀𝐃𝐘 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐊, 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐥 𝐚𝐮

six, a bit dark peter

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1:19 pm

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She's Weird
Are we going to talk about how extremely weird it was just to find Nat, Sam and Peter at the front door this morning with zero scratches?

potato
It was a bit weird
Is everyone online

Lowkey
I'm always online

Thunder Man
I'm afraid I can't be online, Heimdall challenged me to a game of chess

Willowbee
I now have a job too, remember that bit

potato
Doesn't matter. I was was at work right and I had to use the bathroom. While walking towards the bathroom, I felt it, something bad is coming our way and it might be from one of us

Nathan
Just because we were kidnapped by Hydra doesn't make us instantly whatever you think we are

Sam
Yeah, we're not evil

Spider Boy
Ned, I swear to every God out there I will kill you, give me back my pretzels, I know you took them

Willowbee
Pete hun, wrong convo lol

Spider Boy
Oh shit, sorry guys😅lol

potato
A bit dark peter and I wasn't implying it was gonna come from one of you guys, I just had a feeling
@ / She's Weird doc Bruce already checked them tho, they're in the clear

Spider Boy
Except me but I'm at school anyway lol

Willowbee
You can't be at school you moron!

Spider Boy
I missed like a week and they were asking questions about it! In case you didn't know, Spider-Man went missing the same day as me.... I AM SPIDER-MAN! They were connecting the dots

Doc Bruce
Willow is right kid, I never cleared you

potato changed group name to "Pete the idiot"
potato changed Spider Boy's nickname to Pete Idiot
potato changed their nickname to Maddie Smart

Maddie Smart
Y'all, I think imma ditch work and go to visit someone, y'all wanna come with?

Lowkey
I'll be right there love

Newspaper Boy
You two are disgusting

Pete Idiot
What he said

Willowbee
@ / Maddie Smart are u visiting him? I thought I told you to stay away from him, he tried to kill me. TWICE

Maddie Smart
I'm sure he's changed!

Willowbee changed Maddie Smart's nickname to Dum Dum

Willowbee
He's not good news Mads!

Dad
Who is not good news and what is he to my daughter?

Willowbee
A super old friend of mine and he's nothing to her because I wiped all memories of him from Mads mind but somehow she got em back

Dum Dum
Hold up... You wiped my memories?!

Willowbee
It was for your own good! He wanted to do things to you and i couldn't allow that! The man is fucking 700 Mads and not to mention, he tried to kill me TWICE!

Dum Dum removed Willowbee from group

Dum Dum
And he's still hot

Lowkey
Love, are you cheating on me?

Newspaper Boy
Sam, Tony, you guys owe me 50 bucks each, I called it

She's Weird
You bet on them falling apart?

Nathan
That's a bit weird buck, even for you

Newspaper Boy
I have no standards

Stevie
I can't argue on that

Maddie Smart
I would never love, I love you too much

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Best bisshes
2:34 pm

Maddie Smart
Girls, it happened

Nathan
oh no

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