𝐋𝐀𝐃𝐘 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐊, 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐥 𝐚𝐮

seven, does mother know you weareth her curtains?

Peter The Idiot
2:56 pm

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Dum Dum
I made new friends y'all! I hope you'll love them as much as I do, they're super dope btw🤧

Nathan
I'm still kinda mad at you for removing Willow

Dum Dum
I thought you hated her

She's Weird
Yes Natasha, you were the first one to say no when Maddie asked if she could add her

Nathan
She grew on me

Lowkey
She's like a parasite, a good one

Dum Dum
She wiped my memories?? Remember that bit??

Nathan
She had good reason to

She's Weird
This person must be very powerful if he tried to kill a goddess twice

Lowkey
They do have good points love

He's Fast
For the love of god, stop it

Nathan
Plus Maddie, weren't you the one moping yesterday about how Willow made your and John's life better? That you had finally found true happiness?

Dum Dum
You make it sound so dramatic

Dum Dum added Willowbee, Illyana, Rahne, Roberto, Dani and Sammy to group

Dad
Does mother know you weareth her curtains?

Willowbee
Uh, Mr Stark, you okay

Rahne
Mr Stark? As in Tony Stark?

Roberto
As in Iron Man?

Illyana
As in shut up you buffoons?

Dum Dum
Glad to know you guys didn't change one bit

Sammy
It's been like two hours

Newspaper Boy
Can a soul ever rest in peace???

Stevie
I agree with Bucky

Sam
Hold up, Maddison Cole-Stark, why are there two Sams

Dum Dum
Because you both have the same name?

Nathan
These are children

She's Weird
Tbh, we all act like children sometimes

Willowbee
More like all the time

Illyana
Not even five minutes here and I already want to tear my hair out

Dani
Now that would be a sigh to behold

Dum Dum
Ugh

Willowbee changed group name to "The New Mutant Avengers"

Willowbee
Also, can we just appreciate the fact that Illyana is Russian and shes like fucking hot and she'd be a dope ass villain to fight

Dum Dum
I mean, she is hot

Roberto
@ / Willowbee couldn't have said it better myself, except the whole villain thing

Illyana
I like you @ / Willowbee

Rahne
I have a question

Nathan
Children with questions are never good

Roberto
Like dude what's your problem

Dum Dum
That's not a dude and Rahne, of course, ask away

Rahne
If we're in this group and it's called The New Mutant Avengers, does that mean we're avengers too?

Sammy
I was going to ask the same thing

She's Weird
Me too

Vis
I was about to actually

Newspaper Boy
Now that I'm thinking it, I can't unthink it

Thunder Man
I have returned

Dum Dum
Uh, I don't know, Dad, does it mean they're avengers

Pete Idiot
Waiiit, she's Russian??

Dad
They're in the group

Stevie
And we all are Avengers here

Lowkey
Ew not me

Sam
And there's always room for more

Peppy
Plus there's a whole wing that's unoccupied

Dani
Does it mean we're Avengers then and that you're taking us in?

Willowbee
Stay right were you guys are, I'm coming to get ya

Dum Dum
Welcome to the Avengers

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