𝐋𝐀𝐃𝐘 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐊, 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐥 𝐚𝐮

eight, case of the missing pretzels

The New Mutants Avengers
8:45 am

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Dum Dum
Good morning USA

Willowbee
I have a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day

Roberto
The sun in the sky has a smile on its face

Pete Idiot
And it's shining a salute to the American race

She's Weird
Oh boy it's swell to say

He's Fast
Good morning USA!

Illyana
Good morning USA!

Rahne
It seems today

Dum Dum
That all you see

Willowbee
Is violence in movies

He's Fast
And sex on TV

Nathan
But where are all those good old fashioned values

She's Weird
On which we used to rely?

Dad
Lucky there's a family guy

Sammy
Lucky there's a man who

Roberto
Positively can do

Dum Dum
All those things to make us

Sam
Laugh and cry

Stevie
He's

Thunder Man
A

Lowkey
Family

Smart Lady
GUY!!

Dum Dum
Shuri! I thought you were dead, I tried calling you!

Smart Lady
I was fixing a white boy for my brother again

He's Fast
How could you guys take me back there? I told you guys i don't want to go back but you did and you left me, I had to run, I wasn't fast enough tho, they caught me and

Lowkey
What on earth are you talking about fast man

Dum Dum
Yeah Pietro, none of us took you back to wherever you thought we took you to

Illyana
It's not even 9
And you're singing stupid cartoon theme songs

Rahne
American Dad and Family Guy are not stupid Illy, plus you sang??

She's Weird
Are you okay Pietro

He's Fast
No! I am not okay! You dragged me back to hell

Dad
What's going on

He's Fast
You took me back to Hydra, I know you did, why did we ever trust you Stark?! You're going to pay!

She's Weird
Tony was up with me and Vis the entire night

Vis
I can second that

Dum Dum
I swear you're only online when someone mentions your name

He's Fast
Someone took me back, I know they did, I had to go through it all again I tried to run but they caught me

Willowbee
Guys, why is there a wizard floating towards us

Dum Dum
Pietro, it was just a bad dream

She's Weird
No reason to worry

Dad
Ugh, not the wizard

Willowbee
Can I challenge him to a duel

Newspaper Boy
I get it that you're amazing and ancient but he's a wizard

Stevie
Buck, you're a massive idiot

Dum Dum
Not to toot my besties horn but have you seen her in combat? She has this dope ass dark blue costume and it always looks like she has blue fire for hair
Dad, someone ate my pretzels!

Willowbee
Thank you mads

Dad
For the love of god, it was pietro

He's Fast
I may be a pig but I absolutely have no appetite now

Dad
Then it was Roberto, I swear that kid is a black hole for food

Roberto
Uh, offended?

Dum Dum
It wasn't berti or pietro, it was buck and Willow and now they're acting all innocent

Thunder Man
Are Lady Willow and Bucky dating?

Newspaper Boy
No!

Willowbee
Wtf Thor, no

Dum Dum
Thor, wtf
Willow, you challenged the wizard, didn't you??

Willowbee
*faint nervous chuckles* no?

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