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𝙲𝚑𝚙. 3: 𝚎𝚡𝚙𝚕𝚘𝚜𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛

"We're your new roommates. Asshole."
Yamaguchi fired back.
Yamaguchi didn't necessarily appreciate people with an attitude while meeting him.

"Tsk.-"
His voice got stuck in his throat when Atsumu turned himself around on the bar stool and met eyes with the tall blonde.

"Osa-mu?"
There was slight hesitation in his voice.
Atsumu's expression faltered and he rolled his eyes in response.

"Aren't you supposed to be in a dorm with your Beloved Rin-Rin~"

Atsumu smirked and decided to play along just for the sake of it.
"Rin kicked me out because I canceled our Netflix subscription."

Tsukishima suspiciously moved his gaze from Atsumu to Yamaguchi, trailing the truth of this ridiculous lie.

"What did you even do to your hair? It's ash blonde how the hell did ya do that?!"
( Atsumu's hair is his timeskip hair)

"I just wanted to try something new ya know? Although, my blonde hair definitely looks better than yours, don't you think so?"
Atsumu gave Tsukishima an innocent smile with a little menace behind it.

Tsukishima scoffed and continued hauling the drunk boy into the dorm, dragging him to what they supposed was his room.

The ignorant behavior of their roommate didn't appeal to either Atsumu or Yamaguchi.
They looked at each other and rolled their eyes, unanimously deciding they wouldn't try to even form a friendship of some sort.

They each went to their rooms after bidding each other a "sleep well".
Atsumu sighed when he landed on his bed, this might get interesting.

The next morning:

Atsumu heard faint shuffling in his room, still too tired to react. Big mistake when he realized that it had been a long time since Yamaguchi had to wake him up.

But before he could jump up and stop his friend, a whole bucket of water was poured onto his head.
Atsumu screeched and jumped out of bed.
When he had calmed down, he noticed Yamaguchi throwing a fit of laughter on the floor.

Atsumu smirked knowingly and sneaked over to where the giggles were coming from. Atsumu knelt down and started tickling Yamaguchi endlessly.

Yamaguchi started laughing harder and breathier.
"S-stop! A-Atsumu!"

After another minute of absolute torture, Atsumu finally stopped, letting Yamaguchi breathe again.

They panted in exhaustion until they heard someone clearing their throat. Their heads both turned and were met with the stern gaze of the one and only Tsukishima Kei.

"I'd appreciate it if you two wouldn't be so loud first thing in the morning, you're not the only ones living here."
He crossed his arms, his mouth turning into a scowl.

Yamaguchi stood up and strutted over to Tsukishima.

"Let me guess, you're one of those popular guys with a god-complex who thinks he's cool because he bangs everything in his eyesight?
You may be used to walking all over people and them just letting you, but I assure you we aren't your average submissive type of people. So gladly leave that attitude in your fucked up brain when talking to us. And lastly, don't think you Fucking own this place. We live here too now, and if you want this to be somewhat tolerable, I suggest trying to get along with us."

Yamaguchi finished with shoving an index finger hardly in his chest, earning a look of shock.
Atsumu smirked and stood up.

"Oh btw, I'm not Osamu, so just call me Atsumu and not Miya. It gets confusing and for the record, what Yamaguchi just said isn't a bluff, it's a warning."

They both strutted out of Atsumu's room into the kitchen, only to find asshole #2.

Tsukishima.exe had stopped working. Not once in his life had measly looking people like them stood up to him.
He clenched his fists and clenched his teeth in anger.

He marched over to the kitchen, but stopped as the silence was deadly and even one single sound would make everything explode.
Sakusa had his fist curled up in the collar of Atsumu's shirt, clenching and with white knuckles.

He was gone for 2 minutes and this is what had happened in that time?!
Yamaguchi was attempting to come on between the two but to no avail.

"Do that shit one more time and I'll skin you alive!"
Sakusa cursed through gritted teeth, releasing Atsumu with force, making him stumble a bit.

"What the fuck happened while I was gone?!"

"Shut up this doesn't involve you."
Yamaguchi clearly had a distaste for the tall blonde already.

"I fucking live here so it does involve me. Brat."
Yamaguchi clenched his fists beside him and angrily stomped back to his room, slamming the door shut in the process.

Before Tsukishima could stop Atsumu, he had already moved up a knee to Sakusa's crotch.

Sakusa fell to the ground groaning loudly and Atsumu bent down.

"They didn't call me the Ballcrusher for nothing. Know your place."

Tsukishima didn't dare move a limb. Who the actual fuck were these guys? Osamu has some fucking explaining to do.

Tsukishima smirked as he realized how much fun of a challenge this would be.

Sakusa only glared at Tsukishima, glaring at his friend as the tall blonde was smirking at his own thoughts like a psychopath.

"If you don't come help me in 3 seconds you'll be on the floor with a bruised dick as well."
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GUYSSSKWNDNZK I REALLY HATE THIS CHAPTER NWJDKSK
anyways I'm so sorry for not updating this story for such a long time but I found a rhythm with this story again and I'm excited for it!

Much love and happiness! <3