Feitan headcanons + oneshots

Headcanons

- Feitan likes to listen to slowed and reverbed songs because 1 he likes how it sounds a lot grungier, but mainly because the slower it is it helps him try and sing along with it because of his speech impediment

- he had never been a man of physical affection. however, whenever you laid your hand against his face, he couldn't help but let his guard down, feeling safe in your presence and knowing you would never hurt him

- You'd have to not only have to have thick skin, but probably have a bit of a death wish if you were to enter into any sort of relationship with Feitan.

- I imagine Feitan's interest being caught by someone a bit more brash, if you were a person who was just a little cocky and blunt/cheeky... But in a playful and not very serious sense.

- Point blank, Feitan would need a masochist for any relationship that would last more than two seconds. Maybe if you were on the scale of being a bit of a sadomasochist, but sadistic tendencies would be, to put it simply, really inflammatory and likely dangerous.

- Feitan would be irritated if you'd allow anyone else to hurt you.

- Feitan isn't all scowls and sadism. A lot of his amusement would come at your expense or be somewhat incomprehensible to the general person, sure, but in moments he felt more relaxed, you'd see a completely different side of him.

- He'd have no appreciation for cooking/baking, it wouldn't interest him on any level. However, if you were to make a meal, without his involvement and Feitan just happened to show up while you were eating, he would probably only mildly criticize your 'wasted effort'.

- Going out with Feitan wouldn't be fun, no matter where you went. He'd be grouchy and annoyed by everything and likely deny doing anything simply because you asked him to.

- If he was the one to take you out, you could bet that it wouldn't be what anyone would consider an ideal date. Or even really a date at all. It'd be more like Feitan would recognize he was meant to do something with you, but rather than put any sentimental thought into it, he'd drag you along on whatever he was going to do anyway.

- I think he'd like certain games? Maybe video games, but also just card games and traditional sort of stuff like that. Especially if he could get you to make bets.

- being in a relationship meant that you were equals, as far as he knew

- if you ever happened to get him out of a tricky situation, he may be a little ticked off about it. he could fend for himself, you know ! (but he would appreciate your concerns over him, all things put aside)

- Feitan is possessive and easily jealous.

- He does NOT like seeing other people flirt with his partner, and the Spiders will often do so just to get a rise out of him.

- Getting him riled up is a one way ticket to a brutal, masochistic fuck session.

- He's really into BDSM and vanilla sex isn't exactly his thing.

- His partner will probably be covered in hickeys, bruises, bite marks, and other superficial injuries often. He likes marking his territory.

- He likes holding hands in public so everybody knows that his partner is his.

- Public kisses are a no-go because he refuses to take his bandana off.

- He struggles with expressing his love verbally because of the language barrier and this gets him frequently frustrated.

- He needs constant reassurance from his partner that he's understood and his words make sense, otherwise he'll shut down and remain silent for a long while.