Dan and Phil Phanfiction

Getting Ready

Phil's POV

It's been three days. Three days! I'm not sure how much longer I can handle this. I'm going crazy! My mind is constantly wondering. Have any of the stories updated? Ugh!
My laptop just broke down a few days ago. The suspense was driving me crazy. I haven't read any Phanfictions in three days! Sure I could look it up on my phone but Dan uses my phone to often. He could see my recent searches. He doesn't just use it because he feels like it. He uses it because he's constantly leaving his phone at home. I don't want him to see ANYTHING.
Wait. I remembered something. He only uses safari or the phone. He never uses any of my apps. So I went to the App Store to get an app with fanfiction stories. The first app that popped up was wattpad. Hmm. This seemed pretty good.
As I waited for it to download I tapped my fingers on the table to some unknown beat. I couldn't stop thinking about Dan! He was just so amazing. His eyes were not just basic brown. They were warm and the color of chocolate. His hair was the same color as his eyes. And his adorable dimples. Where do I begin. They were perfect dips in his skin whenever he smiled a perfect smile.
I was so wrapped up in my own thoughts that I didn't realize that the app had finished downloading. Finally I looked down at my phone to realize. Create username. Enter Email. Enter Password. Stupid app instructions. I made up a stupid username that didn't give away anything on who I was. I didn't want to be recognized. I looked up "Phanfiction" Tons of results popped up.
I chose about a dozen stories without looking at them and added them to my library. I began to read. And I didn't stop reading until four hours later. I could've kept going but Dan and I were going to a party and I didn't want to be late.
I was about to turn my phone off when I realized that Dan might notice the new app on my phone. So I hid it. I made a folder of "Important Things" and placed wattpad in there where it couldn't be seen. Sure Dan could look in the folder but he probably wouldn't bother.
I decided to get ready for the party. I put on some black skinny jeans. I slipped on a Teenage Mutant Ninja Pikachus shirt and combed through my hair quickly. I wasn't like Dan was with my hair. I could just wake up in the morning and race out the door. Dan on the other hand, he had to brush it, straiten it, brush it again, and finally he'd be ready to go. Why wouldn't he just wear his hobbit hair for an entire day for once?
"Phiiiil? Are you ready to go?" Dan called from the other room. "Uh yeah! Just grabbing my sweater that's all!" I shut down my imagination and grabbed my adventure time hoodie and ran into the living room.
"Dan! What the hell are you doing?" I questioned, quite confused. He was sitting on the couch without a shirt trying to rub tomato sauce off of his chest. "I was finishing up a dare video and the tomato sauce won't come off!"
I had to help him get it off because he didn't have any time to take a shower. It felt nice to touch his bare chest. He wasn't really muscular, but it felt right. I thought about telling him how I feel. No! No Phil! Don't risk anything.
We finally got the tomato sauce off and Dan into a clean shirt. "Hey dan? Why did you have to put tomato sauce on your chest anyway?" He just shook his head and laughed at first. "I had to make myself a pizza without a shirt on. Yeah, pretty weird." I burst out laughing.
"It's true!" He yelled back slightly embarrassed, yet amused too. We just decided to get going. We were already late for the party. And for the weirdest reason ever. But I didn't care. It was worth it.
I got into the car and Dan sat in the drivers seat fumbling with the keys. His fingers were still a bit oily from the sauce. I helped him put them into the ignition and we drove off.
I almost didn't want to go the party anymore. I just wanted to stay home with Dan. But if I had, Phan would have never happened.