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《My Partner In Crime Is A... Slug?》

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Summary: In Which The Protagonist acquired an Alien Slug as a Partner the very moment she woke up from her slumber... While slowly losing what little sanity she has left in her (nonexistent) brain to process the situation that she finds herself in.
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"Sooo... I'm an Aunty now, huh...?" - One Confubled Protagonist
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"...Am I Dead?" Was the First question that I asked myself when my consciousness came back to me, the Second thing that I did was question myself on how was I still alive after the fall considering I can feel my whole body ache and burn every time I tried to move any parts of them. Meaning that I am still alive since I could still feel pain. "Shouldn't I be like... Y'know, dead?" I questioned myself the Third time before groaning in pain when I tried to move my arms to adjust myself, quickly noting that I was currently sitting (and clutching) on something soft while leaning against something hard.

"Is this... GRASS!? ThEfUcK???" I screamed in confusion when my mind finally registered on what the soft object underneath me was by the smell and touch alone. "How in the HELL are there grass at the bottom of a hole?! Shouldn't it be like molten lava or rock spikes or something instead?- (I mean, I ain't complaining but still) -What is this? Ice Age: Dawn Of The Dinosaurs all over again?!-" I quickly cut off my train of thoughts when I felt I was close to having a mental breakdown just because of some damned Mystery Grass, and instead, began to do some breathing technique while repeatedly chanting the mantra Ciro taught me inside my head. "Shit in, Fuck out, Fuck in, Shit out."

....Hey now, don't look at me like that. If Ciro's mantra technique effectively helps me breathe and calms me down while also making me laugh at its stupidly funny mantra then I'm going to use it, damn it.

Oh! It seems like you have finally awoken from your slumber-upa! That is a relief as I had thought you had died on our way here-upa!”  A soft yet relieved voice said- "No, that's not right..." I thought in suspicion before realizing that the voice had echoed from inside my head, making me stiffen in shock as well as raise my guard up, -(which was useless considering I couldn't move my body)- awaiting and bracing myself for any attacks that will harm my currently vulnerable body as I tried to locate where the voice had come from, which was useless as the voice seemed to be everywhere and nowhere at the same time.

“Now now, no need to be so on guard around me-upa. I am not here to hurt you, in fact, I am here to Protect and Guide you in this New World that you are in, Renata-sama, as your very own Animal Partner-upa.”  The Mystery Voice comfortingly informed me as I heard, what appears to be, someone shuffling closer to my aching body from my left, not long after that I felt something, like a wave of energy, softly pulse out against my skin. The warmth from it, which started from the back of my left hand, began to spread throughout my entire body whilst the painful aching from my limbs, ribs, and the unbearable headache from my head slowly eased their relentless attacks on me as the soothing warmth continued to spread all over me. But...

I, however, decided to ignore the noise and the comforting warmth this Mysterious Being was providing me with so that I could focus all of my attention and thoughts to ask this Mystery Voice my questions. (All while my eyes were still closed) "If I may ask," I started as politely as I can when I realized that they had telepathic powers, which could also mean that they (probably) have telekinetic powers that can Force Choke me if I started to be a dick to them. (They're also healing ((probably)) me so it's the least I could do in such a pathetic state)

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