This is just a thing I wanna make for my friend Pilly!!!!!!!!!! Ily pillbug nfhfdhhsh XxConnieSpringer
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Springles sounds like a Pringles knock off brand run by Sasha and Connie.
The can would probably have a spring in it and when you open it, a paper cutout of Connies face would pop out with a speech bubble saying "RAH!!!"
Idk just a thought. Would it have candy? Of course- it would be something like a gummy and animals. Gummy animals. Why?? I DON'T FUCKINF KNOW I'M MAKING THIS SHIT UP RN-
K but imagine springles but as clowns... sasha would be a big clown full of circus food so she can eat anytime and Connie would be a jack in a box type thing yknow?? Like Connie Springer?!?!! Yeah that would be cool. Maybe I will draw that hahaha
Sasha ransacking a Circle K gas station while Connie makes conversation with the tweaker out front who's washing their clothes with the faucet used to put out a fire since it's right by the propane tanks
The tweaker totally ignores Connie until he mentions coke and he's like??? Y'all got coke???? n connies like oh yeah we got lots of it back at our place!!! wanna come along with me n sasha once she's done??
and the tweaker is like hell yeah!!!!
then sasha comes out to see connie made a friend then they head back to their place and basically kidnap this dude who thinks connie casually invited him to do coke at their place but no it's just his and sashas unhealthy addiction to drinking Coca Cola and mr tweaker is SO UPSET he just has a meltdown pn their living room floor so connie puts a blanket over him and he actually falls asleep and sasha is like😕 huh whatever let's drive him home in the morning and yeah
Actually they take him to a drug users anonymous meeting and boom help him over his addiction
and that's how springles justifies their cola addiction because it actually helps people to get their lives back on track
THATS ALL LMAO BYE NKW
