Hashira Training

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All of the Demon Slayers were called back to HQ for a mass group training boot camp were the Hashira acted as instructors.

"Uzui-sama! My let's are gonna fall off." One of them whined. "Really? Good! The more pain you feel now, the more Flamboyant you are in battle!" He boasted. "But sir! We've been running all day!" Another complained. "And your point? How do you think Tanjiro Kamado got to where he was? He was subjected to much worse than this. That I can assure!"

This gave a slight boost to their conviction though it didn't help with the pain.

The next was with Mitsuri. "Alright everyone. Start doing push ups!" She ordered strictly. They all got in the floor. Up, down, up, down.

"Wait... How long are we going to do this?"

"Indefinitely!" She cheered. They groaned in pain. "C'mon guys! Hmm... Which ever male does the most gets a kiss!" She offered.

Imagine the horny teenage dudes pumping themselves for a kiss lol. "What about us girls?"

"You get a kiss from Muichiro!"

Okay now imagine a bunch of horny girls doing military push ups for a kiss from a 14 year old who can swing a sword. Lol.

Incidentally, Kanroji didn't keep score so no one got anything. Frickin genius.

Next was Kyojuro. "Listen young bloods! I have a single and easy task!"

"Mhm. Sure."

"Draw your swords and swing it."

They followed suit. "Again."

"Again."

"Good. Your done."

"Yay! That was easy!"

"Now start again and don't stop until I get back!"

"Well shii."

Kyojuro legit left, got food, ate infront of them, left again, forgot about them for a solid 2 hours and came back. No joke.

Next was Obanai.

He deadass tied up a demon and told the others to punch him. No joke, he made them punch a demon.

Next was Shinugazawa who dueled them in squads. Needless to say, it went as expected.

"We got our asses whooped."

"Damn right!"

Next was Muichiro.

"Duel each other I guess." He shrugged.

Then Shinobu. She basically made them drink poisoned tea for several days straight. It had demon poison and Wysteria. This gave them residence to the poisons demons secrete and in the case where they are eaten, the demon(s) will die.

Next was Giyu who let them relax. Seriously. He had nothing to offer.

Next, Himejima subjected them to Waterfall Endurance Training. They would part there legs and bear the weight of the water coming down on them.

Lastly... Tanjiro Kamado. A smaller group was called into a building. "Ladies. Gentlemen. You've trained well. You've trained hard..." He said.

Thinking they were free, they sighed in relief. "But from this moment on, none of your are safe."

The lights cut. A freakishly deranged laugh rang from the darkness. "You fear the dark! You fear the unknown!"

One of the slayers cried out in pain as he was struck with a wooden sword. "You're blind."

Two more keeled over as they got gut checked. "I don't like this anymore! I'm out!"

A slayer began running for where he remembered the door was but was kicked back to his group. "I'll give you something else to fear."

Tanjiro appeared in the middle of them, like shadow taking human form. "Fear me!"

He then proceeds to: Kick, batter, bruise, punch and yeet children all about.

This continued over a period of 1 and 3/4 months.

That concludes the hell they went through.

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Posted 6/20/2021

So the next two chapters will take a while... Big fight go brrr

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