The nerd is a badass

play day

We arrived just on time, the play
was about to end. We were least
interested in the play. We just
wanted our mission to succeed.
And it will. Just as the play reached its climax and the crowd silenced in
anticipation, I took out a disposable
mobile phone and dialed a number.

As soon as I pressed the call button, a loud, very loud ringtone went off.

"I'm a Barbie girl,
in the Barbile world
life in plastic, its fantastic

And all the heads snapped in the
direction of the source who was
none other than our principal who
quickly silenced his phone.
Even the actors on the stage looked at him funnily for a moment before
continuing the play. It took all my
self control to not to laugh and I
could see that everyone else in the
auditorium was trying to do the
same. Serves him right though.

After the play ended, the anchor
went to the podium with a laptop
in his hand. "......and now we will
know something about the life of
our great principal Adam Williams
and his struggles" And with that
he started the slideshow... and let
me tell you once a slideshow has
started, it can't be operated manually
with the laptop anymore. To stop it
in between, it requires the whole
system to shut off.....
The video started playing. It showed a drunk, very very drunk Adam Williams stripping and twerking in a bar.
He was using some sort of drunk
language to flirt with the poster of a
stripper in the corner of the bar. The
whole hall was filled with laughter
while the anchor was desperately
trying to control the system.
Poor him Some boys in the back were also passing comments like"yep
definitely the struggles...of getting
laid" and "he looks like a ſucking
duck desperate to get laid" And I was
enjoying all of this. I could see my
besties Shelon and Aaron doing the
same.

After a few minutes the teachers
finally managed to switch off the
video. But the damage was done, the
students must have already recorded
it. If not, then we are going to post it
online anyways. ;)

And for the last part, when the chief
guests and our principal were being
given juices and snacks, Julia mixed
a gastric powder in the glass for
Adam Williams. We saw him drink
the juice. When he went on the
stage to give a speech for the guests,
the juice started showing it's true
colours. Right on time.

He farted quite loudly which became
even louder because of the stage
mikes. I could see his face reddening.

This is what embarrassnent feels like
motherfucker.

He left the stage followed by series of
farts.

wow...this day was eventful. Take
that asshole.