The nerd is a badass

WELCOME TO CALIFORNIA

As the lights turned on.....the
whole kitchen was filled with
chocolatey heavens. Muffins, Cruces,
milkshakes, bars, ice cream, cake
sandwich and SOUD on and on. My
stomach was literally grumbling a
song in appreciation.
I was still standing on the doorway
solcntcrcd....Jad the moment I laid
a lool in the kitchen *BAAM I had
a chocolate cake on my face. Shc.on
picked a layer of creann from my face
with a finger and popped her finger
in her mouth
.
"We will miss you, bitch" Aaron said
while almost hugging me. ALMOST
because he stopped right in his
tracks when he remembered that
I have cake all over my face and
clothes.
"I really appreciated your farewell
until the last moment and your
sentence until the last word." I told
him while washing my face. I patted
my face dry with a towel. "But I will
forgive you since you prepared all
This for me I told them and hugged
them both tightly. Then we attacked
the heavens around us like hungry
wolves.
We ate and
ate and...
ate and...
ate
Finally it was 10:30 pm and my alarm went off. It was time to get ready.
Shelon helped me choose what to
wear while Aaron was packing
my Ieft stuff as well as the leftover
chocolates. I got dressed, walked
to the kitchen island and stood on
the dining table. I held the ketchup
bottle as a mike near my lips and
said "uhm..uhm..-I. Angel Louis
Johnson would like to say a few
Words to Aaron and Shelon."They
both gathered near the table with
curious glances. I continued. "I really
appreciate what you have done for
me today and with an extremely
heavy heart, I allow Shelon to use
my closet and Aaron to enjoy my
snacks. You both can also come here
whenever you want."
Shelon was jumping up and down childishly and
Aaron well.. he was doing a really
weird dance.

It was time for my plane so here we
were all three in Aaron's car. In a
few minutes we reached the airport.
I was about to get in when they both
hugged me tight. "We will seriously
miss you and your stupidity." Shelon
said. "You are stupid. But yeah, I will
miss you all too. Like a lot..." Shelon
gave me a box. "This is from both
of us." I smiled at the box. "Thanks
dude" I hugged them both again and
got through my way to the flight. I
had a seat in the second class. I fell
asleep as soon as I settled in the seat.
I woke up soon to a sound wel.I
should say argument. A passenger
was refusing to put on her seatbelt
and the flight attendant was trying
to talk some sense into her but the
passenger was kinda egoistic and
really rude. And the attandant was
obliged to be polite but politeness
wasn't working. She was sitting two
seats ahead of me. It was getting
irritating so I got in between..
"Listen
up here, nobody gives a shit if you
care about your life and safety or
not, what they do care about is what
if a heavy cow like you falls on the
person sitting beside you" She was
looking real furious on my words.
"What did you just call me..." she
asked. "You heard me if not you need
to get your ears checked." I replied
coolly. "Did you see how rude this
passenger is to me?" She spoke to
the attendant. "When? I never saw
her being rude. Did you all?" The
attandant asked the last line to the
passengers. They all shook their
heads.
Woah....this is fun.
The rude passenger huffed in
annoyance and put her seatbelt on.
Now this is perfect.
There was still an hour to Cali so I
started reading.
Soon, I was there.
WELCOME TO CALIFORNIA.
I exited the airport to hire a drive to
Carolina's. As soon as I entered the
car my phone rang. It was Aaron. I
picked up the phone.
"Hi bitch, have you reached?"
Shelon's voice came from the other
side. "Yup, Where are you both?"I
asked. "Your house" Aaron said.
As expected.
We talked about my ride and that
rude passenger. Also, I came to know
that Aaron had already finished
all my snacks. Well talking about
snacks, I am hungry. So I asked the
driver if he knew some good place to
eat and he did.
After about 10
ins we reached
a restaurant that looked kind of
antique. "The food is extremely
good." The driver told me. I smiled
and nodded at him. He told me I
can take my time eating while he
is going to take a nap. I entered the
restaurant and was welcomed by
exotic smells of food.
I kept my luggage on the seat and
went to the bathroom to wash
my hands. To my surprise, there
were signboards above all the
doors with something written in a
foreign language. And definitely I
didn't understand. But what could
definitely go wrong. I just wanted
to wash my hands. So I entered the
first one but something unexpected
happened...