Idk I just decided to do a random chapter. Like in my recent chaps I say how I'm really sick right? Well, her's fun chap!
1) NICE NURSES--Ok a couple surgeries ago, the nurses had the same names as two of my dad's sisters. Kim and Betti. They were really kind and this is how the convo went. OH YEAH ONE THANG--I'M A WIMP WITH NEEDLES
Kim: Hello hun! I'm Kim and this is Betty *points to Betty*. Now, I'm sure you'll be just fine!
Me: *fake smiles* *thinks: umm of course getting a bunch needles stuck in my failing eyeballs is 'fine'*
2) NUMBING NEEDLES--ok, they're two needles that are gonna get stuck in you, a numbing needle and the iv. That stupid numbing needle!!! Yes, we shall lessen the pain by sticking another needle in you.
Mom: But Lexi, the needle is super small and you can barely feel it.
Me: HECK NO!!! IT STILL CAUSES PAIN!!!!! GEEZ!!!
3) IVs--THESE THINGS ARE FREAKIN TUBES THAT ARE JAMMED INTO YOU AFTER YOU'VE BEEN STABBED WITH A 'NUMBING' FREAKING NEEDLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4) Drunk Time--Ok, this 'IV' thang is pretty much alcohol that's healthy and makes you pass out. It literally makes you completely drunk. I was almost under for surgery once and I said to my doc "HeY tHerE dOc, I wUuuuUv yOu hEHe" geez I'm weird
5) The Day Before--The day before I'm a nervous wreck. Dude, it's freakin scary the day before but on that day i'm all like "Eh, whatevs" :P
6) The Sucky Recovery--Afterwards is supposed to be the best, but it's not. I feel like crap. I have nothing more to say about it. I. Just. Feel. Like. Crap.
7) 'Supportive' people--Random friend: Awww you'll be ok!
Me: Suuuuuuure
These people are annoying cuz they've never had a real surgery so they think you'll be 'perfectly fine'. Oh yeah? Wanna know what I think? Go die in a hole.
8) PARENTS!!!!-- my parents literally don't feed me at all. (In case you don't know, I have parents who are really disciplinary; in fact one time they slapped me and kicked me out of the house for the night just cuz i got a B in maths). They think 'oh she got a SHOULDER blade surgery, her throat must hurt so let's not feed her'. PARENTS MY SHOULDER BLADE GOT SURGERY NOT MY FREAKIN THROAT AND I'M REALLY HUNGRY SO GIVE ME SOME NACHOS WHILE I COMPLAIN ABOUT MY SHOULDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
9) Jealous Siblings--just because i get a tv in my room for like a stinkin week does NOT mean you get to trash my room, bro.
Brotha: hehe look pretty room with sister incapable of doing anything so i'm gonna trash it and break her tv.
Me: Moron.
10) AAAAAAAAAAAND finally, the worst of all....
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GAAAAAH WHEN YOU HAVE SOME STUPID SURGERY WITH YOUR BREATHING, FACE/NECK, CHEST, ETC YOU CANT EAT NORMALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO NACHOS AND I BASICALLY STARVE TO DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok, bai
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Black Blooded Reaper--Decease the Kid
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