We got back from an eventful shopping trip three hours later, after Luke had unsuccessfully tried to flirt with every girl we saw, and I mean every damn girl.
"You're so thirsty." I laughed as Luke and I sat in my room, Delilah had work so we were left with no agenda.
"Well since you're a big 'no' because you know, the whole room-mate thing and Delilah's gay and Lola has a boyfriend," Luke threw himself on my bed, banging his head on my headboard. "I have to try something."
"Maybe don't act so needy next time." I laughed, Luke however, didn't find it very funny.
"Well maybe if Lola dumped her boyfriend I wouldn't even have to try and find other girls." He was laying down, chin in his hands whilst resting on his elbows, frowning at me. "You're lucky you have Ash, he lives across the hall so it's like an instant booty call." I blushed, and my eyes didn't meet his, Luke chuckled slightly, but his mouth dropped open when he realised.
"You haven't slept with him yet?!" He practically shouted. I slapped my hand over his mouth, one of the boys could've been lurking for all I knew, they usually turned up uninvited.
"No." I finally answered, giving Luke the response he needed to stop biting my hand.
"Why? He's hot and you like him, what else do you need?" Luke was right on both accounts.
"I know we're room-mates and like instant best friends, but my sex life is something I'd like to keep lowkey." I laughed, Luke's eyebrows knitted together and his nose scrunched up, dissatisfied with my answer.
"Fine. You don't have to tell me everything but I'll most likely find out anyway. When and if it happens." Luke winked, or at least tried to. He basically just sat blinking at me for two minutes in an attempt to wink.
"Why don't you invite Lola over? I've only met her once, she reminds me a bit of my sister, I'll get Ash over and-"
"Sleep with him?" Luke offered, with a raised eyebrow. I punched him, he squealed. Serves him right for being so interested in mine and Ashton's sex life.
"Fuck you. I was gonna say, it'll be like a double date but only two of us are dating? I mean, maybe Lola will see how great I am and then dump her boyfriend and date you to get closer to me!" Luke gave me a dirty look before proceeding to push me off my own bed.
"That's not what I want to happen." Luke sighed, splaying out on my bed, his long limbs taking up all the space, not allowing me to sit on my bed. "She's supposed to realise how good I am for her, and how much her boyfriend sucks. I'm a lot better than him." Luke said proudly, even though I knew he'd never met the guy.
"Okay, Luke." I gave up on trying to move him and skipped into the living room.
"Call Lola." I shouted to him, opening the door to our apartment and finding Michael stood there, with a new hair colour.
"Black and white. Looks good. Piano keys." Michael let out a laugh before letting himself into our apartment.
"I was thinking more of a reverse skunk but I can deal with piano keys." He said, searching the apartment, presumably for Luke.
"He's in my room." Michael raised an eyebrow and winked at me, I lead him to my room and we stood in the doorway, staring at Luke taking selfies.
"Dude." Michael said, making Luke jump and his phone fall to the floor.
"I wasn't taking selfies." Luke blushed, picking up his phone from the floor.
"I bet they weren't even that good." Michael laughed, Luke punched his arm as he pushed past.
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whodunit || 5sos
FanfictionIn which two college students deal with death, drama and each other. "Whodunit? That's doesn't sound very grammatically correct for an English major." "It's a real word, dumb-ass, look it up. Or do Math majors not know what a dictionary is?"