2p!Hetalia x Reader; Surprise

Chapter 9: What have you started?

OKAY SHORT LIST OF THINGS THAT HAPPENED BEFORE THIS CHAPTER!

1. I fell asleep while walking. My friend caught me though.

2. I found a book by 3rd grade me, and apparently I had a friend named mayte that I can't remember. Despite I remember EVERYONE that year.

3. I went to the science center and some really cute emo kid complemented my Legend of Zelda T-shirt.

4. I daydreamed during class and forgot where i was. I thought that only happened in anime.

5. My grandma got a yellow bird that keeps jumping on my shoulders so I run around pretending to be Prussia.

6. LAST BUT SURE AS HECK NOT LEAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE 6.1K READS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANKS TO YOU BEAUTIFUL LITTLE CHERRIES AND SPRINKLES!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH IT'S LIKE AN ADDICTION. YOUR COMMENTS ARE MY NICOTINE!

You stared at the two men that entered the room. Lutz, and some guy who was pretending to kill someone. The guy next to him had Brown eyes and Brown hair with a bit of an evil touch to him. He was wearing a uniform that you couldn't recognize. That was a first, you were a fan girl you would've known this! It was a bright baby blue camo uniform with little badges on the pocket. One of them caught your eye, it spelled Hetalian with hetalia's signature before every episode starts.

You decided to go about this casually, perhaps it was a way to get home. The three of you stared at one another for a while. Finally, you broke the silence.

"Nice weather we're having." You stated then mentally face-palmed. REALLY (Y/N)?! ANYTHING ELSE STUPID YOU WANT TO SAY? You mentally scolded yourself.

"I guess, but I'd rather talk about the weather under your clothes." The brown haired guy said and put his arm around you while staring seductively. You looked at him and about after a minute of your brain processing this, you stood up and punched him in the chest. Sadly, he wasn't fat and your knuckle cracked. He chuckled and said "Calm down, I was kidding." then pulled you into his lap.

You escaped in time and hid behind Lutz. "Vhat zhe hell, Kanon" Lutz said and you begin to plan out how you're going to kill him later, though you weren't sure why you were THAT angry at him, you just naturally disliked him.

"Kanon? Is that your name? Well sir! You have made me an enemy! I trust this kidnapper more than you!" You shouted and Kanon fell to the floor clutching his chest and mumbling over and over "It hurts."

You then kicked him a bit and Zao opened the door. Zao stared at the sight for about a minute them closed the door, with you still having your foot on Kanon's shoulder. You laughed and opened the door to see Zao holding a pipe and putting white powder in it.

"That's the kind of pipe that lau uses in Black Butler!" You squealed a bit remembering the show. "I wonder if I'll fall into that world too." You questioned aloud. Zao offered you to use another pipe in the room.

"Nah, I'm kinda on a Opium-free diet." You said and he shrugged and slung an arm around your shoulders. Walking out you bumped into Lutz again.

"Oh that's right I didn't get to fan Girl over you." You said then cleared your throat and hugged him. He didn't seem to care, he actually kind of enjoyed it... But would never admit it. (Unless to brag) While you did this Zao looked kind of shocked and glared at Lutz, grabbed you and walked off with you trailing behind.

Eventually after you got scolded for talking to Lutz, he asked "So, tell me about yourself." You widened your eyes.

"Umm, I don't know where to start with that question." you said.

"Where were you born? Funny job stories, I don't know I just want to hear you speak." You said and a maid walked in wearing a traditional Chinese wear, and served you cups of clear liquid that smelled like alcohol.

"I don't drink... I'm still in High school." (If you're not... You are now! CONGRATS!) Zao looked at you and scoffed.

"That doesn't stop Allen or Matt." He said and urged you to drink it. After a bit of negotiation you drank it all at once.

"Ai ya! Don't throw up! Just drink it slowly!" He shouted. You were instantly drunk.

~~~~* A Moment Later *~~~~

"And then, this new guy joined *Hiccup* with eczema and he made the pizza dough! Can you believe that? I DEFIANTLY did not have pizza that day!" You were so drunk and it was off sweet sake. Not even real sake. You were on your 5th cup when Zao noticed the sun rising. You then sat in his lap and kissed his cheek and fell asleep. Zao smiled like the pervert he was and tried to grope you but you moved in your sleep and then ordered for you to be taken back to Ollie's house. Much to his dismay though.

~~~~~LE PRUSSIA-FIED NEXT MORNING~~~~~~~~

Allen opened the door to your room and saw you cuddling a pillow and a note by the bedside stand. He picked it up and read it.

Hey there assholes, I borrowed (Y/N) for the night. (A/N *NUDGE NUDGE*)and she got drunk off of sweet sake, so you're lucky you even got her back. She insisted though, she's really sexy when she's drunk, if she has a hangover give her these pills.

-later ass, Zao.

Allen crumpled the letter and crushed the pills. He was intensely angry at the note. Next time I see that cocky little f*ck my bat will be stuck in his face. I swear- Allen's thoughts were caught shot by you muttering in you sleep. You were trembling and began chocking silently and gasping for air.

You were having a nightmare. Francois opened the door and saw what was happening.

"What the hell and you standing around for? She's trembling." Francois crouched by your sleeping form and shook you.

"Wake up. You smell like drugs. kinda nice...." He muttered the last part and Allen was about to push him out the way but you woke up and once you realized that Francois was there you hugged him.

Francois gave Allen a cocky smile, and petted your back awkwardly. He wasn't you to being touched, except by maybe Oliver, but that was unwillingly. You shook for a bit and Allen took you out of the frenchie's arms. You got scared by this motion and began crying and tried to hit Allen but, once again, he was unaffected. The door had to more males walk in. Ollie was in a pink cupcake onesie and Mattie was wearing jeans without a shirt, but he had bandages around his chest. Ollie looked the nicest, at the moment at least, so you sniffed and called his name.

He aww'ed and picked you out of Allen's arms. He then lulled you to sleep once again with his voice and placed you in the bed.

"Such a cute poppet, what had her so scared?" Ollie asked and all eyes fixed on Allen when he passed him the paper.

The note was passed around the group and their faces darkened. Slowly they turned into crazed smiles.

Oh, what had you done to these men?