2p!Hetalia x Reader; Surprise

2p!Hetalia X reader

"Hey dollface." you hear a man say as you slowly start to wake up. You dart awake and sit up because you lived alone.

You look up and see a man with a bloody bat swung over his shoulder with nails sticking out on the side. He had red eyes with dark brown hair and a brown jacket covered in blood. You KNEW this man.

"OH. MY. GOD. KGJTIJFJIUVHEYOFYOBYUJV!!! IT'S ALLEN!!!" you shout, startling him a little.

"Well, I see the little poppet is awake!" you hear a very happy tone call.

You see from behind the door, a man in a pink and baby blue outfit with strawberry blonde hair, that looked almost pink.

"OLLIE!!! OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!"

"Someone's a bit energetic~." Oliver says in a sing-song voice.

"OMG! ARE YOU GUYS REAL????" you shout looking at them.

"Calm down dollface!" Allen says looking at you, his red eyes matching the blood on his shirt.

"OMG! He called me dollface! I feel so cool! Omg! Where am I? I don't care any more! I LOVE THIS!" you shouted.

"Well! Please don't be creeped out, BUT I LOVE YOU GUYS! OMG!" they just stared at you for a little wondering if you really just said that you loved your kidnappers.

"OK OK OK! I'm calm. DEFINTELY CALM. So, if you guys are real is Matt and Lutz and Kuro an-"

"Whoa whoa whoa. Hold on dollface." Allen said making you want to hug him for calling you that.

"How do you know about us?" Allen asked really confused.

"Well. Where I'm from your 1p!'s have a tv show that I LOVE, but then when I heard they had 2p's and I got WAY happier. So anyway, does Lucanio and Lutz and-"

"OK! FUCK! I get it! YES THEY DO AND THEIR TOTAL ASSHOL-" Allen got cut off by an angry Oliver.

"No cursing! Swear jar!" you watched as Oliver took a random jar out of somewhere(I should get one for everyone at my school :P).

"WHERE DO YOU KEEP THAT THING???" Allen asked.

"Pay up~!" Oliver sang.

"Fine." he said as he dropped a few coins in the jar.

"OMG THE REAL SWEAR JAR!" you squealed in the corner.

"What? Why the he.... Ugh. Heck." Allen said looking over at Oliver glaring back.

"Oh! Why am I here?" you ask out of your fan-gasm.

"I don't know! We thought you knew! We found you lying on the ground asleep poppet." Oliver said.

"Oh... well. Can I stay here? Or are you guys gonna kill me now?" You ask, not wanting to die a whole lot.

"Well. You can stay with us, we do have a spare room." Oliver said walking toward you and held out a hand for you to stand up.

You gratefully took his hand and got up. "What can I do in return for the room?" you ask not wanting to intrude.

"You can help out at the bakery!" Oliver suggested.

You nod immediately. 'YESSSS! I GET TO WORK IN MY DREAM PLACE!' you think very happy.

You follow Oliver and Allen out of the room then stop somewhat firghtend.

"What's wrong dollface?" Allen asks.

"I thought I felt someone watching me." you say a bit concerned.

"Hmm? Just your imagination." Allen says as you continue walking.

*_______Timeskip BITCH!!________* Ollie: PAY UP!

"Do you need anything? Other than clothes?" Olliver asks handing you a large t-shirt.

"Ummm. No, I don't want to trouble you" you say kindly.

"It's no trouble at all, poppet! Please if you need anything else please tell me!"

"Alright."

You jump into the shower when Oliver leaves and you start washing your body. For some reason the shower didn't have a shower curtian and it was somewhat cold.

You took shelter under the hot rays of water. Suddently the door swings open, leaving you there naked. You stared at the man nonchalantly like this was a normal occurence for you.

The man had 7 o' clock shave with a cigar hanging out of his mouth. He was wearing some jeans and a white open t-shirt.

France's 2p! Francouse(FYI!!! This is said like France says in his Marukaite Chikyuu)

"Hello." You said still staring at him.

"Oliver! Is this woman yours? I'm about to take her." he says and you hear shuffling come up the stairs. In a few seconds, you see Oliver staring at you as well.

"Ummmmmmmm. Yeahhhhh, so I'm going to get back to my shower now..." you say not really caring if they were looking at your stark naked body.

"FRANCOUSE!!!" Olliver yells blushing madly and apologizing to you, all while dragging France away.

You went back to your shower and washed out the shampoo in your hair. Suddenly, you began wondering if any of the boys used shampoo. Allen DID have some nice locks.... So did Oliver. You began getting dressed only to feel like you were being watched again. You grab the large T-shirt with a cupcake on it and put it on... for some reason he only gave you a shirt; nothing else.

You walked downstairs to see Oliver putting plates out, Allen and Mattheiu fighting, France smoking and Oli-cat sleeping.

"....Is that... Ollicat???" You asked ecstatic to see the world's best fictional animal EVER.(In my opinion, at least if you don't think so... I'M MAKING IT YOUR FAVORITE. XD)

Oliver looked over at the now awake cat and nodded. Anyone could clearly see the happiness in your eyes.

(Also, I apparently didn't make it clear enough that they were originally going to just make you trust them so that they could kill you. That was the original reason to letting them stay in your house, but then all the other stuff happened, aka; future chapters.)