Assassins X Heroes (HxH X BNHA)

{'.~Chapter 43~.'}

Gon watched as Killua faceplanted into the ground. "Killua!" he ran over and picked him up bridal style. "I think it's time you guys went home" apparently whatever was in that drink had made him all loopy. "Oh hEEy gOn" he said, "umm, what do I do here?" he glanced around at the only two people who were still watching which were Toga and Dabi. "ya know what, I think I'm gonna drive you home" he was in a car with Dabi in the back seat for about 10 minutes when they stopped. "you gotta walk a few blocks but it's better than running" Killua was mumbling nonsense and trying to snuggle closer into his chest as they approached the door. Gon had to kick the door instead of knocking because his arms were full of a very loopy Killua. A few minutes passed when Uraraka, Momo, and Iida were at the door. "is he ok?" Uraraka asked worriedly. "so uhh" he shifted a little. "Killua and I went to a bar and-" suddenly Iida started shouting. "BUT YOUR UNDER AGE! IT'S VERY INNOPROPRIATE FOR YOU GUYS TO BE DOING THAT!" Gon winced and Killua snarled something that barely resembled words. "it was Killua's idea not mine!" he pushed through to the common area and lay Killua down on the couch.

The other three sat down on the chairs around him and he rubbed his head. "so Killua had like, 20 of those small glasses" Momo nodded, "those are called shots" he blushed a little as Killua leaned on his shoulder and whispered something. "he made a bet if he could handle 20 shots of that, he could get a whole glass of some other drink" he rubbed his head again, "he was fine after the 20 shots but then he got the glass and turned it into 20 more shots plus some extra" suddenly he remembered something. "the bartender said it was like, the 5th strongest drink in the country or something?" there were gasps from behind him and he saw that Kirishima and Denki were there. Killua slid sideways into his lap with a giggle. "how much of that did he get again?" Denki said nervously. "it was 20 shots plus a little extra" Denki looked horrified, "wait, how long did it take him to have that many?"

Gon tried to think. "well, the first 20 shots took him like, 3 minutes but it didn't affect him because it wasn't the really strong one" he ran his fingers through Killua's hair, "it took him like 5 for the second one and..." Denki's eyes widened, "he probably has alcohol poisoning!" the other people started to freak out when Gon snapped his fingers. "but Killua's immune to poisons" everyone just paused and blinked at him. "then how the hell did he get drunk?" oh, that's what it's called. "I dunno, but he kind of crashed after his 19th, should I be worried?" Kirishima put a hand on his shoulder, "he'll be fine, but he probably won't remember what happened the next day" Gon nodded, "ok, I'm gonna take him to our room now" as Gon carried Killua up the stairs he started to snore. He never snores. Maybe it's the weird drink? Gon turned off the light and tucked Killua in, before laying down next to him. "goodnight Killua"

When Killua woke up the next day, he had an intense headache. "oh dear god-" suddenly it hit him. This is what getting drunk feels like? He had felt amazing the night before, but when he dropped it felt awful. Killua dragged himself out of bed and got dressed in his uniform, today they actually had class. Kind of wish I had done that on a weekend. Killua made his way down the elevator with his bag and a hand on his head. When the door opened there was a worried gasp. "oh my god are you ok?" when he looked up it took him a solid 3 seconds to realize it was Hagakure. "I uhh" he sighed, "may or may not have gone to a bar last night" there was a squeal and he felt hands on his forehead. "are you alright? Do you feel sick?" he removed the invisible hand and walked down the hallway. "I'm fine!" he snapped, and he was indeed fine. The only issue was his headache, which made him irritable and difficult.

"oh hey man!" he scowled at Kirishima. "your too loud" he laughed awkwardly. "so uhm, are you feeling alright? I heard you took 40 shots last night" he growled and pushed the button on his badge, he didn't know were Gon was but he really wanted to yell at him right now. Gon bolted down the hallway panting, "are you ok kill-" he paused as he saw the look on his face. "it's nice how you just like, leaking information" Gon frowned slightly. "Killua, I had to explain why you were in that state" he was about to yell again when his skull felt like it was splitting. "for fucks sake-" Gon wrapped a hand around his, "I think that's the last time you go drinking Killua" no! Killua hissed, "you can't stop me!" Gon grabbed his hand tighter. "killua" he huffed, "last time I have that many shots fine, but that was more damn fun than I've had in months"

Gon held Killua's hand the entire way to class, he had gotten extremely irritable this morning and he knew that the drink from last night was to blame. There was a talk about a provisional heroes license but to him it just meant, 'take exam, get license!' sadly Killua couldn't make sense of all the words for him this time. "the pass rate is 50% for all students every year" Gon blinked, "that sounds easier than the entrance exams" he got a few looks. "the passing rate was like, 10% on that right?" Killua snorted, "that's because half the applicants are dumbasses with dreams" a few minutes later the door opened and there was talk about ultimate moves. But I already have some, so does Killua.

Killua's head was clearer and he had been told what he was supposed to be doing as they went to gym gamma. "an ultimate move is a definitive move that will make you a great asset on the battlefield" Killua raised his hand, "sir" Ectoplasm looked in his direction as well as the other students. "yes Killua?" he sighed. "me and Gon already have a few of those" the teachers looked at them skeptically while the others gaped. "care to demonstrate?" he grinned. "why the hell not" Gon bounced over and he pointed to the empty room. "can you make a giant thing that covers the entire room?" cementoss complied and Gon vibrated with excitement. "ok, I have two I think" he gathered his aura for a Jajanken. He fired off twice, first was rock and second was scissors. "that was rock and scissors, I'm planning on doing paper too but it's complicated" there were murmurs of approval.

"my turn" he grabbed Kaminari and dragged him. "sorry but I need you for this" poor Denki looked really nervous. "so this one's called Godspeed, I don't need you for this first one" he activated Godspeed and zipped around in circles, before pivoting and shearing through a little of the rock and turning it off. "I end up having to recharge with a taser, it only lasts a few minutes" Killua took a step from Kaminari and brought some electricity to his hands. "this one's called lightning palms, it's pretty much supposed to stun you for a few seconds" he placed both hand's on Kaminari and he stood there shaking for a few seconds before gasping for breath. "ow!" he let his Nen fade. "sorry, but it would have hurt more on someone not electric based. You have to learn how to take it" he put his hands behind his head and leaned on Gon's side with a sigh, "I remember working on these with Bisky about a year ago, we've almost perfected them because we started from a young age"

There were quirks going haywire in every direction but he and Gon were just sitting there. "I wanna do something! We have to spend the next 10 days like this!" Gon complained, flopping onto his lap. "and we can't just skip class" he grumbled, ruffling his hair. "you two" Eraserhead came up behind them with crossed arms. "I don't know what to do with you, so I'm letting you guys do whatever training you usually do" they both glanced at each other with a smirk.

"HELL YEAH!" Killua sped around, dodging Gon's attacks while trying to avoid everybody else. "I'm gonna get you Killua!" he jumped as Gon dove for him, then zipped behind a huge tower and activating Zetsu. Yes, they were in fact playing tag. It was hardcore tag where they actually got hit if they got caught, but it was still tag. They both agreed not to use trackers or En, that would make things too easy. "sorry!" he shouted as he nearly bowled over Kirishima. This went on for the entire training session.

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To be continued...

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