Cracked | BoomerNA ✔️

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[ 003 - Boohoo Baby ]
( Word Count - 1718)
- Written on June 22nd 2021 -
• Unedited Because I'm Just Built Different •

"It will be fun." The child on the other side of the call tells me and I raise my eyebrows slightly as I finish the bowl of ramen I had been eating before he had decided to bother me on a perfectly fine Wednesday afternoon. I had planned on going live and insulting some children but Purpled had decided that calling me was better once I told him that I had nothing really planned. Since then he had decided to try and convince me to help him record this new video which he wanted to record today. He had also told me that I was his first person to go to because I am just so amazing and poggers. Ok, he didn't say that but I know he was definitely thinking it.

"Purpled," I say, sitting up in my chair as I had been sitting in the most comfortable and not healthy position ever. My posture was garbage and I was proud that it was even if my teachers and mother hated it and Tommy would tease me about it but that child didn't have the best posture either so had had no room to talk. The day that Tommy stops swearing will be the day that I learn to have better posture and stop bullying children through the internet.

"Come on," Purpled said to the older girl who had known since he had started streaming. He had met her through Tommy so he naturally knew that the two were siblings while others didn't and she trusted him pretty well and the two could bicker and mess with each other for hours at a time without hurting each other's feelings.

"I am extremely lazy," I remind the seventeen year old as I collect up my garbage and carry it across my bedroom. I kick an empty monster can across the room as I do so and lean down to pick it up and Purpled sighs through my wireless headphones.

"That I am aware of." Purpled told me and a grin appeared on my face at how persistent the kid was being. It was more then obvious that he wanted people to take part in the video and I knew he had other options so I don't know why he wanted me to do it so much.

"Fair enough," I shrug, sitting back down into my chair and grab my mouse to click on the link which he had sent me to the official site for the mod he wanted me to download. "I guess I'll do it." I sigh and go through the steps which I had gone through before with other mods as I had done a couple of these videos for my own channel before and they did rather well. "I can swear right?" I ask with a small look at my monitor.

"You want to make me miserable?" Purpled asked because I knew that he or his editors would have to go through and bleep out the cusses. And that wouldn't be easy at all if I was in the video because I don't think there were any clips of mine of mine out there that didn't have me cursing in them.

"Of course I do," I tell him sweetly with a grin growing across my face. I load up my Minecraft and start to set everything up once it was all ready for me to do so.

"My feelings are hurt." He tells me dramatically and I roll my eyes because he was stealing my roll of being the totally mature one who totally didn't give other people attitudes at any given chance. Next thing I know Purpled is going to be telling children that they are dog water since they can't do a block clutch which would be terrifying. I mean, he can't be taking my spot.

"Boohoo baby." I mock him and he scoffs.

"Yes, you can swear." He tells me and I grin.

"Aw," I coo a little but way too over dramatically just to make my point. "Love you too Purpled, my beloved." I mock him and can practically see the way he rolls his eyes. It's quite funny how you know people's reactions after knowing them for so long. "Let me set up everything then I will join the vc." I tell him with a small smile, knowing that I will have to get dressed into better clothes because he usually uses face cams in his videos. And by usually I mean that he always uses them.