Cracked | BoomerNA ✔️

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[ 005 - A Fucking Hooters ]
( Word Count - 1472 )
- Written on June 22nd 2021 -
• Unedited Because Nope. •

"Come on!" Boomer's character crouches in front of mine as we stand in the wool bridge, him blocking the path so I can't get back to our home island. I place a block down to try and go over him but he places two so his is higher then mine. "Give me a kiss!" He says as he has been bothering me about it for the last twenty or so minutes since he had gotten a dono from someone asking for us just to kiss already so we would finally stop fighting.

"No." I tell him and I start to turn around and run in the other direction, deciding that I will just go the other base which we had killed the team of. If I get killed in the process of trying to buy things then I'm going to be so pissed. I go into third person to see that Boomer's has a fireball in his hand. "Don't you dare fireball me, I will fucking drown you." I threaten him and I see him switch to his sword instead.

"Chat, chat, chat." Boomer says and I see him start to go back to our island as I go into the other base to buy some more blocks. I scoff even though there is a small smile across my face and I realize that we have both been live for nearly four hours now. "You see this chat, she is a fucking bully." He tells them all and I roll my eyes because that's part of my online personality. I bully my friends and strangers, it's something I am known for. He wasn't special at all. "I just want a kiss," He says with a sigh and I shake my head as I look at my chat who are all telling me to do it.

"No." I say and look back to my game starting to bridge to a Diamond generator which had been untouched the whole round so far. "I am not kissing you." I tell him and there is a second of silence as if he was thinking about something which makes me look at my chat confused as to what was going on.

"Yo!" He shouts and I actually cringe at how loud he had suddenly gotten. I honestly would not be surprised if he was basically eating it right now. "She said she would!" Boomer told his chat and I looked at my face cam making a small face of pure confusion. "I have to tweet that out, hold on."

"What the fuck, when?" I ask him because I know that I certainly did not say that I would kiss Boomer. If anything, I would pull a Tommy and stab him as the Simons siblings would do naturally. He seems stabby enough. "Boomer!" I shout when I see someone starting to rush towards our base. "Our bed!" I tell him as his character turns towards our island as he could get to the character easier.

"Woah!" Boomer shouts and I roll my eyes as he goes back to the base. "I didn't know we were already there," He tells me as he starts to attack the player and I scoff a little as Boomer starts to fight off the player. I make my way to the island of the team who had started to attack us and I go to break their bed as they were clearly distracted.

"I'm going to stab you!" I yell at him as he falls off of the island. I scoff a little as the message pops up in the chat, letting me know that he hadn't died for a final time but that he was going to spawn again on our island that still had our bed. "Ah," I shout a little as I realize that I am losing hearts. "Why? I'm going to," I cut myself off as I fall off the island and see that the person who had killed me sent a heart in the chat. Snippers. "Fuck you." I shout at the person, aware that they are watching either of our streams.

"Woah!" Boomer yells loudly.

"Oh," I mutter, my face flushing pink as I suddenly realize what I had said by accident in such a hurry. "Fuck, ok." I curse a little, shifting in my chair slightly and looking from my monitor to my chat, where they were pretty much all teasing me for turning pink. "Look, listen." I go to defend myself with a small little laugh under my breath, my face turning more pink by every second.

"Nah, nah, nah, nah," Boomer cuts me off and I look from my main monitor to the other which my chat is on. I quickly bury my face in my hands not wanting to talk about what I had said to him. "Hold on." He tells me and I groan.

"Fuck you bitch." I curse at him, with my voice just barely audible and Boomer laughs at my reaction. I pull my hood down to hide my face to keep the embarrassment from going up.

"You're the one who wants to fuck me!" He shouts back and I struggle to come up with a response, for once not actually knowing what to say which makes this about one hundred times funnier. I can see my chat laughing at me as I look back up and start playing the game again, my face still pink.

"Sir, sir." I cough a little and ender pearl to the next island because I probably wasn't going to use it anyways. "This is a fucking Hooters sir." I tell him and see my chat speed up because it was on of the many things that old fans knew about which must be confusing or funny as hell to new viewers.

"A fucking Hooters?" Boomer repeats and I can't help but laugh a little at how his voice had gone up slightly. "What the fuck Dee!" He laughs at how I replaced the one restaurant with another. There was a whole joke and story behind it but I don't really feel like going back and explaining it to him so I laugh a long. "A fucking Hooters?" He repeats like it was the dumbest thing he had ever heard and I laugh a little.

"Fuck you!" I laugh and start to speed bridge across the void to the next island where I assume the people are afk. "Leave my Hooters alone!" I yell at him and he continues to laugh.

"Dee," I sigh as Boomer calls out my name again like twenty minutes later. I stop what I was doing in shop to turn around and see that he has his character standing not too far behind mine. I hum a little to let him know that I'm listening as I press shift like he is. "I'm being bullied because you keep turning me down!" He informs me and I scoff a little, moving to go protect our bed before anyone else could get to it.

"Good." I tell him and once the bed is slightly safe I start to bridge out to the next island so we can start taking out a team. I can see that they are trying to get to the middle to gather the emeralds and their bed isn't even the well protected. Easy coins for me.

"Just say you love me Dee!" Boomer yells at me and I laugh a little.

"No!" I shout back to him as I finish my bridge, jumping off of it which makes me lose a heart and a half. I look into third person to see that Boomer is in the process of running towards me as I break the other team's bed.

"Please!" He yells back and I send a fireball back in his direction. It doesn't knock him off the platform but it makes him place down a handful of blocks.

"Nope." I say again and get a final kill before starting to move to the next island, not sure where the second teammate could be. I figure that since Boomer is following me around instead of defending our bed, he could kill them first.

"What if we win this round?" Boomer asks me and I scoff again. I turn around to look at his character and build up so I am even higher them him which obviously shows that I am more dominant and the alpha male between the two of us.

"Mmm, no." I say and watch as he throws himself into the void, both of us breaking into laughter a few seconds later which makes me get fireballed into the void as well since I hadn't been paying attention to anything else.