Naruto fanfiction

Part 1 (FUCK YEA!!)

Watching Naruto for the 3rd time after finishing shippuden gives you that sence of longing. Wanting to forget about the show intiarlly so that you can watch it again, to experiance it again.

Right now its late at night around midnight. The room is as dark as it is outside. I'm sitting on you comfortable chair trying not to fall asleep while you watch Naruto.

A very funny scene just popped up of Naruto showing pervy sage his sexy jutsu which made me laugh so hard. Maybe a little to loud for your family.

"ARE YOU SERIOUSLY STILL UP RIGHT NOW!!!! GO TO SLEEP!!"Mom yelled. Its a regular occurrence She yells at me to go to sleep, I wait and watch another episode before I actually do go to sleep. But today.. today is different. Today I actually want to go to sleep.

I got up from my chair heading to the bed. Then suddenly I trip on the wire that was randomly placed on the floor. I hit your head on the hard floor. It was not a good feeling. My head felt like it was about to explode. I can feel myself fading, slowly closing my eyes. "Fuck this dirty as room" I whisper to yourself.

.................................................

"Seriously, those are your last words..."

'Who is that. I thought i died. Dam is this god. The room is hella bright. Yo GOD can u dim the lights'

"Umm sure ig- Wait no why are you so calm. You literally just died"

'I know i died. No use making a fuss over it. But i do have to ask you something..." You said in a serious tone. You wanted to ask something really important.... too important.

Surprised by your change in tone the God spoke"What is it"

"Can you.... delete the history on my computer? I really don't want my parents seeing what i watched like at alllllllllll. My moms gonna bring me back to life only to beat me to death."

The God sweat dropped "uh wow ok. That's not a problem." The God stared at the humans eyes. God smiled down about you and said something very unexpected. "you like Naruto right? Ill let you go there. Experience their world, live you life to the fullest"

Your eyes got wide with excitement. "REALLY?!! YOU MEAN IT?!!! THAT'S AWESOME!!" I did mini circle laps while the God eyed you with amusement. " But can i get like powers and stuff i don't wanna die early.... again"

"OF COARSE! WHO DO YOU THINK I AM. You'll literally be so powerful. And it wont be hard to control. Now im really tired rn so ima just send you out" With a wave of the Gods hand, you were slowly disappearing.

"BEFORE I GO! I GATTA TELL YOU.... RIP THAT P-" and that was that, you disappeared.

"Let me get my popcorn ready," with a snap of the Gods fingers, a bag of popcorn appeared along with a screen in front. "This is gonna be fun. RIP THA- dam she already rubbed off on me" The God slowly started eating their popcorn watching you in the middle of the forest.

..............................................................

"UGh! Never told me it was gonna hurt like a bitch. Dam" I'm laying down on the ground looking up at the sky. "Its so blue, no pollution at all" I sat up and looked at your surrounding. "That's a lot of trees. Must be a forest. Cant believe im actually here. FUCK YEA!!"

I spot a lake and walked towards it. Putting my head over it to see what I looked like. "This beautiful as face is MINE! MS GURLLL!! im hot affff!!" I suddenly feel a presence behind you.

(??? POV)

I was walking around with Guy who i stumble upon after finishing a mission. Trying to block out his outburst about how youthful we are. Of coarse i have my ICHA ICHA book with me thank GOD. I was about to put it out of my pouch before i felt chakra. A VERY POWERFUL chakra. I looked over to Guy who had finally stopped talking. We jumped trough the trees getting closer and closer the that immense amount of chakra.

We saw a little girl no older than 13 who was talking to herself, more like screaming though. She was hovering over the lake, trying to get her own reflection. "Guy lets watch what she does before we approach her" He nodded his head in agreement. Now we're just staring at her.

"MS GURL!!! YOU HOT AS FUCKKKK!!" I sweat dropped at what she just said. I cant see her face yet so i cant tell if what shes saying is true or not. She got up and turned around. We flinched. Clearly eyeing both me and Guy but we stay where we are. 'Can she really sense us' I thought to myself.

"Yall know its rude to stare right." I looked over to Guy noding my head. We both landing on the ground in front of her.

(BACK TO YOUR POV)

There where 2 people in the trees behind me. I cant tell they're trying to hide from me. Lets freak them out. I turned around, looking at where the presence was coming from. I can tell they flinched it was funny. "Yall know its rude to stare right" Suddenly they both came down.

My eyes got wide with excitement. "OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!! Thats KAKASHI AND GUY. HOLY MOTHER FUCKING-NO WAYYYYYY!!!!" They both looked at me with shock and a little but of suspicion, well the suspicion was only coming from kakashi. Guy walked towards me picking me up with his arms underneath my armpits.

"SO YOU KNOW OF ME!! AH THE POWER OF YOUTHHHH!!!" He started to spin me around and I was laughed hard.

Kakashi walked towards us putting a hand on Guys shoulder, telling him to put me down. As Guy put me down, I was still laughing hard but it was dying down by the second. After one huff of breath i wiped the tears that formed in my eye because of all that laughing.

They both stared down at me. Guy with a grin and Kakashi with an even more suspicious look in his eyes- oop i mean eye.

"Anywayyyssss sooooo..... do you know where i am?" I asked them

"As you can see, your in the middle of a forest. But you've passed the boarders and are now trespassing. Our village is close by and we have to take you there to talk to the hokage." Kakashi said with a flat tone. I looked up at his with sparkles in my eyes.

"WOW I CAN REALLY GO THERE?! CAN I STAY IN THE VILLAGE? PLS PLS PLS PLS!!" He sweat doped at my action. He hesitated a little but begun to start talking.

"That isn't for me to decide. That's why we got to take you to the hokage." Again with that flat tone. Dam i just wanna make him laugh at least 100 times.

"OK THEN. LETS GO!" I pointed towards a random direction which they both chuckled at. 'YES!! 99 more laughs to go!' I thought to myself

"That's the wrong way" Kakashi said. I can tell he's trying to hold in a laugh. I just smile at that and motioned guy to pick me up. My lazy ass is tired of standing.

Guy picked me up and placed my legs on each of his shoulders." ONWARD MY FELLOW KNIGHTS!!!!" I yelled. 'I really cant wait. THIS IS GOING TO BE SO AWESOME!!!'

..............................'

A/N: ok yall this is my first naruto fan-fiction. If i make any mistakes no matter how small pls comment on it :)