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America could not stand it any longer. standing up, he yelled (interrupting China AGAIN) "dudes, this is ridiculous! While we 'asses the situation' England is being held captive by the a is and the Commie Bastard!"
China stiffened. "Be more respectful~aru! Just because you are stupid democracy doesn't make you better than us!"
"Dude, stop talking already! I'm going to help England escape, who's with me?"
The countries stared and murmured amongst themselves until Spain's hand came up.
"Si! We will help you! Right, Lovi?"
Romano, who was sitting on Spain's lap (due to lack of seats😚) muttered "fine but just because I hate the potato bastard. I any of you hurt my brother, you're dead, si?"
"Yeah, yeah, whatevs bro!"
Slowly a chorus of hands began to raise.
"Awesome dudes! Now we just have to rescue Iggy! I say we run in with a big tank covered in machine guns and we can all be like bang bang! And we kill everybody and rescue England!"
"America, while your idea is, unique, it risks that we shoot England in the process."
"Uggghhhh, fine, what's your plan?"
China stood up. "Well I say we build a bunch of Chinatowns in Germany and Russia. No one is ever surprised by a Chinatown in their country! We can use it as a way in!"
"Ummm, this is war. Everyone is suspicious of a Chinatown springing up in their country."
France stood. "I say we become- honhonhon- acquainted with all their women until the axis have no choice but to end the war!" After stating this France proceeded to wink at the maid in the corner of the room, who started to blush furiously.
"Dude, that's stupid! Anyone have any good ideas?"
Everyone remained silent.
America let out a half-hearted chuckle. "I never realized, England was always the one who came up with our battle tactics."
"Okay, dudes, because we don't have any good ideas we need to think like England! Let's see, he's a gentleman, he is really old-"
China interrupted "that was rude! I am older than him! In my country being elderly is a sign of great respect!"
America stuck out his tongue. "yeah well when you're in America and you're old you get placed in a nursing home!"
France intervened. "let's all just calm down. we don't have time for this!"
America went back to thinking. "he's a former pirate, he tends to avoid war when possible.... I got it!"
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It Took All This
FanfictionUSUK fanfic. War is brewing, and America and England realize that in having each other's backs, they are also stealing each other's hearts. My first fanfic, by the way
