Lover

First Impression

"What an ugly whore."

I knew it. I came to this school and fell in love with a boy and as all love stories start, his childhood best friend thinks she can make moves on the guy I'm craving. Is she fucking insane? Who does she think she is? She's not getting anywhere with that form. She did look rather basic, black hair sitting just below her shoulders, tall and rather lean with good posture. The girl has downturned eyes and dark brown eyes, so black that from a distance you couldn't differentiate her pupils from her iris. I turn to my best friend. "Abigail, I don't know what to do. Duncan told me he had a girl best friend, but I didn't think she was going to be drop dead gorgeous."

"Gorgeous?" Abby started. "That girl looks like a fucking skank. There's no way she could pull Duncan, poor girls ass is flatter than Cameron Diaz. Stop worrying."

"Cameron Diaz was fucking hot in Sex Tape." I say under my breath. Abigail distracts me by saying, "Just go over. Don't be a bitch, learn about her. Be her friend. Find out if she likes him, if she doesn't, ask her for advice. Shouldn't be too hard for you, right? You're the most outgoing person I know."

Outgoing. Right.

I'm totally outgoing.