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BECOMING A MEME - Roceit (platonic)

— HUMAN AU —

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Janus posts a picture of Roman somewhere and it becomes a meme
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Roman was sleeping in the living room. He had fallen asleep watching Disney movies, It was 2:37am. Janus comes out of his room and goes directly to the kitchen, picking up some wine and drinking it from the bottle. He had woken up because of his roommate, Remus, Roman's twin brother. They shared a room because the house had only 4 rooms, and since Remus was the last to arrive, he had to share a room with Janus. Patton had already offered to share a room with Virgil and Logan needed his own room so that he could work in peace. Roman refused to share a room with Remus, he said that he had already shared his things with the green man and that he wasn't doing it again. Janus now understood what he was talking about. Remus had a weird tendency to snore as loud as he could and then moan. It was disgusting.

Janus stopped drinking his wine bottle to rub eyes. Realising that the TV was on, he walked to the sofa to pick the controller so that he could turn it off. When he gets there, he notices a certain prince, sleeping on the couch. He picked the controller from his hands turning off the movie, ironically, it was sleeping beauty. He laughed at the coincidence, looking again at the sleeping Princey. Well, maybe beauty was not the right word. More like the sleeping jerk or the sleeping moron. Jan picked his phone from his pocket and took a quick photo of Roman on the couch with the flash on. For his luck, he didn't wake up, but for Roman's bad luck, Janus posted the photo on Instagram and Reddit.

The next morning, Roman woke up in his room, he didn't know how he got there but he just assumed someone had taken him there. He got his clothes on and went to the kitchen where he found Patton cooking breakfast, Virgil resting his head on the table (probably sleeping) and Remus destroying the smiley face Patton put on his food.

"Wonderful morning, Padre! Are you making breakfast?"

"Good morning kiddo! Yup, I'm making some pancakes for us. Can you wake up Virge? I think he fell asleep again." Patton said, Roman just gives Virgil a smack on the back of his head making him instantly look up

"What the hell, dude!?" He rubs the back of his head

"Good morning, Sunshine" Roman sits on his chair, next to Janus' empty chair, across from where Remus sat. Virgil sat next to Remus, on the edge of the table, between me and Remus, was Logan's empty chair. Patton came with 2 plates full of pancakes that he put one in front of me and the other on his edge of the table, between Janus and Virgil. "Where are the others?"

"Oh! Logan already went to work and Janus went to his room to change" Patton says and then starts putting more toppings on his pancakes

"I'm going to work now, bye losers" Virgil gets up from the table, putting his dirty plate on the sink. He picks his keys from his pocket but before leaving the house, he looks at Roman with a smirk "You should check your Insta, Princey" He waved his hand and left the house. Roman immediately picks his phone and checks his social media.

The moment he opens Instagram, he sees a bunch of memes. People were using a photo of him sleeping as a meme. WHO COMMITTED THIS CRIME!??? Roman scrolled through Insta, trying to find the person that had posted the original photo. Patton told him to put his phone down but Roman kept telling him that what he was doing was more important. Some time later Janus came back to the kitchen to help Patton wash the dishes, Roman didn't even touch his food. It's not like he could eat it now, Remus had already stole his plate and ate them. When the blonde male finished helping with the dishes, he sat next to Roman and looked at his phone

"What are you looking for, darling?" He said while checking his nails, even though he still had his gloves from washing the dishes. He knew exactly what Roman was looking for.

"Trying to find who created a meme with my beautiful face!" The taller male shows the snake obsessed male his phone, scrolling through the hundreds of memes "I have a suspicion it was Virgil.... Or maybe Remus, but I'm not sure" Janus let's out a small laugh, Roman looks at him, thinking he was making fun of him and making offended Princey noises.

"Oh, of course, Virgil totally did it. I did watch him leave his room last night with the only purpose of humiliating you" The deceitful one started playing with his gloves while Roman looked at him, confused, he didn't know if he was lying or not.

"Did you-" Janus gets up from the chair, taking the gloves off and putting them on the table

"I'm going to work, have a good day" He leaves the house without letting the prince finish his question. After a couple of minutes, Roman decides to get to work too. He picks some protein bars to eat on his way there, but the moment he steps outside the house, he receives message from a certain snake. "The next time you fall asleep on the couch, try to make a good face for the photo" with the original photo attached to it. No text mocking him, no joke written in his face. Just the original photo. The photo Janus took.

"THAT SLIMY SNAKE—" Roman yells, running towards where Jan works. He had some things to tell him.

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