THE MORNING WAS warm and lovely. The iconic three musketeers got out of bed with a grin on their faces as they walked down to the great hall for breakfast.
Marina walked around the Sytherlin table passing timetables to students.
Marina sighed as she passed Ophelia and Albus her schedule. "Alright, here you go love. And uh ... Scorpius sweetie here you go. And Albus ... there it is here you go darling."
Marina then walked off.
"Oh fairy lights! We've got everything the same!" Ophelia shrieked. "How lovely!"
"I'm regretting signing up for astronomy." Albus groaned.
"Umm guys - what is Sex Ed?" Scorpius asked.
"Sex education oh shite." Albus sighed.
Ophelia and Albus looked at their schedules to see 'SEX ED - TRANSFIGURATION ROOM - FOUR TIMES A WEEK - TAUGHT BY PROFESSOR M. POTTER'
Ophelia's jaw dropped. "Oh this is going to be horrid -"
Albus dramatically pretended to cry into Scorpius' shoulder. Ophelia rolled her eyes.
A few minutes later, the trio sat in their first class, Defense Against the Dark Arts, taught by Dra*o Malf*y himself.
As the lesson started, Louise Jordan started to wink at Albus.
Albus looked at Louise. "What the fu -"
"Dad's a good teacher isn't he Oppie. A bit stiff though." Scorpius whispered to Ophelia.
"Now what is exactly is a ghoul?" Professor Malfoy said.
No one raised their hand except Ophelia. Who had been answering all afternoon,
Albus groaned as Ophelia continued to embarrass herself.
"Ummm anyone else apart from miss Black?"
No one raised their hand. Ophelia was practically out of her chair now.
"Oh no." Scorpius mumbled.
"Holy hell just call on Ophelia for gods sake!" Albus mumbled.
"Black, what's the definition of a ghoul?" Professor Malfoy spat.
"A ghoul is a magical beast that resembles a slimy, buck-toothed ogre. Lots of wizarding families keep ghouls as house pets." Ophelia explained.
"Very good Black. Ten points to Sytherlin. Jordan, blimey stop chewing your gum for gods sake."
"So sorry Professor" Louise giggled. Albus rolled his eyes.
Within thirty minutes, everyone was pretty invested in the lesson. Except Albus of course. Who was now taking his phone out.
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