Setting: Moden AU Dawn Winery
Characters: Kaeya, Diluc, Aether, Paimon, car (I dunno, I just thought it would be funny if there was a character named Car)
Aether: AH! SIR KAEYA! THAT IS YOUR 30'TH BOTTLE!
Kaeya: AeEeTherrrr, This is HICK my firrrst bottleeeee, what chuuuu sayin'?
Paimon: Uhhh, Sir, I don't think you shou-
Kaeya: SUSHYYYYYYYY!!!
Aether: Uhm, Sir Kae-
Kaeya: *Starts crying* Wahhhhh, I want my Diwuc! Diwuc! Diwuc! Wahhhhhh!
Paimon: Oh my- What a cry-baby.
Aether: Ok, I'll call Diluc now! *Calls Diluc*
Diluc (On phone): Yes? Who is this?
Aether: Uhm, Sir Diluc, can you pick us up? Sir Kaeya is dr-
Diluc (On phone): Ok, I'm on my way.
Aether: Ok, thanks!
Diluc (On phone): *Hangs up*
Kaeya: I WaAaAnT mY, M-Y DiWuC! D-I-L-U-C HICK! Ughhh HICK.......HICK! Wahhhhhhhhhh!
Aether: S-SIR KAEYA!
~Time skip~
Diluc: *Enters Winery* Ok, I'm here, get him in the car.
Kaeya: AaHhh! WHo yoUuuUu?
Diluc: Just get in the car.
Kaeya: Hmph...F-fine... HICK!
Everyone: *Enters Car*
Car: VROOOM! VROOM!
Kaeya: Who youuuuu? You look pwettyyyyy! HICK!
Diluc: I'm Diluc...
Kaeya: Hah?! NAhhhhhh! S-stop lying!!!! My Diwuc is at HOme! HICK!
Diluc: Ah? Really now?
Kaeya: Yeshhhhh HICK! Wahhhhhhh!
Diluc: Can you give me a kiss then?
Kaeya: NuUuUUuu! You have to be Diwuc for me to g-give HICK kisswies!
Paimon: Awww, he is being loyal to his boyfriend!
Diluc: *Flushes red*
Kaeya: ShaddUP you Little FlYiNg EmErGeNcY fOoD!
Paimon: EH?! I TAKE THAT BACK! HOW DARE YOU! PAIMON IS NOT EMERGENCY FOOD!
Aether: Paimon, I'm hungry.
Paimon: AND WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?!
Diluc: He is hungry, and your Emergency Food, what else is the purpose of Emergency Food?
Paimon: EMERGENCY FOOD IS NOT ALWAYS FOOD!
Diluc: Oh, so you admit that your emergency food.
Paimon: ?! N-NOOOO! I SAID, P-A-I-M-O-N I-S N-O-T E-M-E-R-G-E-N-C-Y F-O-O-D!
Kaeya: Wahhhhhh! I- HICK! I-I miss m-my Diwuuuuuc!
Diluc: We are almost there. But how about a Kiss?
Kaeya: YAY! But NOOO! Onwy MY Diwuc get MY kisswies!
Diluc: Mhm, now kiss.
Kaeya: NOOOO!
Diluc: Yes.
Kaeya: NUH, UH!
Diluc: Uh Huh!
Kaeya: NEVER!
Diluc: Fine.
Kaeya: Gud!
~TIme skip, next morning~
Kaeya: Ughhh, my head hurts. What happend?
Diluc (In a light fem voice): Can I have a kiss?
Kaeya: NOOOOO! ONLY MY DILUC GETS THE KISSES!
Diluc: Aww, are you still drunk?
Kaeya: *Remembers what happen yesterday* I- At least you know I'm a loyal husband! (They are still boyfriends, not engaged yet)
Diluc: Yes, you are a loyal husband.
Kaeya: Oh- Wait, you agreed to be my husband?
Diluc:....N-NO! O-ONLY BOYFRIENDS! P-plus, I d-don't have time for that!
Kaeya: Aw man! Pwease?
Diluc: Nope!
BONUS!
Aether: Anyways, Paimon, I'm hungry.
Paimon: I SAID, PAIMON IS NOT EMERGENCY FOOOD!
Aether: We are dining anyways.
(Sorry for making this so long, I made it up on the spot)
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