"Wait, dose Diluc like wine?"

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Setting: Fountain of Monstat

Characters: Kaeya, Diluc Ragnvindr, Jean, Y/N Ragnvindr (Cause why not?)






Kaeya: Hey Master Jean, dose Diluc like wine?

Jean: Uhm, I'm actually not sure.  Shouldn't you know?

Kaeya: I forgooooot-

Jean: You forgot if your Boyfriend likes wine?

Kaeya: I suppose so.

Jean: That is...Not so responsible of you.

Kaeya: Diluc is not my work.  Diluc is my boyfriend.

Jean: Y-yes, I know that.  Buuut, shouldn't you know of such a thing?

Keaya: Hmmm...

Jean: Maybe we should ask around?

Kaeya: Ah!  Yes!  Lets ask Y/N!  She/He/They are/is his little sibling after all!

Jean: I suppose so.

Keaya and Jean: *Runs towards Y/N*

Kaeya: Hello Y/N!  I have a question for you!

Y/N: Oh, hello Big brother Keaya, you need of me?

Kaeya: Yes, I was wondering if Diluc likes wine!

Y/N: Oh, well, actually, Diluc dose-

Diluc: Not, like wine.

Kayea: Ohhh!  Diluuuc!  How are you sweetie?

Diluc: I-I....I'm good, you?  And why were you asking Y/N if I liked wine or not?

Jean: We were just wondering, after all, you don't seem to like wine, even tho you work at a winery.

Diluc: I work at the Dawn Winery, but I myself, do not like wine.  That's why I prefer gra-

Kaeya (Whispering to Y/N): "I can't believe some people actually drink grape juice.  So un-romantic."

Y/N: U-um.  Big Brother Keaya, you must do a better job at whispering, because I'm pretty sure that-

Diluc: No wine for you Kaeya.  And your sleeping on the floor.  Also no kisses of cuddles.

Kaeya: What?!  Awww, come'on Diwuuc!  I was jooooking!

Diluc: Hmph...How about....

Kaeya: Uh huh!  Uh huh!

Diluc: ....No~

Kaeya: Awwww, pweaaaaseeeee!

Diluc: No means no.

Kaeya: Whyyyyyyy!?

Diluc: Just shut up.

Kaeya: Awwww, your so ruwd!




Bonus! (Yes, again):

Jean: I wonder what will happen with the two of them.

Y/N: My bet is, they will get married, get 10 children, name them after different stars, Go on adventures, then Diluc becomes a teacher, then Kaeya will want to also become a teacher.  Then they both teach together, but Big Brother Kaeya will end up flirting the entire class, while the students sit and enjoy.

Jean: ...Uhm, how did yo-

Y/N: I know because I can tell....

Jean: I-  Uhmm...Can you-

Y/N: No, I cannot read minds.

Jean: Oh, ok...

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