Female Diluc

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Setting: Dawn Winery

Characters: Diluc, Fem Diluc, Kaeya, Y/N





Fem Diluc: Huh?  Where am I?

Y/N: Oh, brother!  Is there any other grocceries you need me to get?

Fem Diluc: Y/N?  Why are you a girl?

(A/N: If you are a boy, then just change it to boy, I just really like to use girl.)

Y/N: What do you mean?  And why do you have a bigger brest?

Fem Diluc: I-I told you not to talk about my breast....

Y/N: You said not to talk about your ****....

Fem Diluc: What?  I'm a girl.  Why would I have a ****?

Y/N: .....Imposter....

Fem Diluc: What do you mean?

Kaeya: *Enters* Hey Diluc!  Can I ha-

Fem Diluc: No.

Kaeya: Aw why no-  Wait......IMPOSTER!

Fem Diluc: You two are the imposter!  Y/N should be a boy, and you should be a girl!

Kaeya: No, Y/N is fine, but you should be a boy!

Diluc: *Enters room* Hi, I'm ba-  Who is that?

Fem Diluc & Diluc: ....You are me?

Diluc: ...You have a breast?

Fem Diluc: You have a ****?

Diluc: So you are girl me.             Fem Diluc: So you are boy me.

Diluc: Oh, why do I look the same?

Fem Diluc: I dunno, I should be asking you.

Kaeya: See?  You should be Shoto's mother, you look the same when your a girl!

Fem Diluc: Oh yea?  You also look the same as a girl.

Diluc: *Nods*

Y/N: *Chuckles*

Kaeya: .................

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