What They Do on Your Birthday

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Tommy: He will take you dancing, just you and him. Even though he's married to Sarah, he wanted to chill out with you, and only you. So, he talked to Sarah about taking you dancing. At the Town Hall, they were having a nice dance night, and he thought it was the perfect thing to do.

Sam: He would take you to see Frank Sinatra. He's had tickets for ages, and he'd specifically made sure to get tickets for your birthday. You loved Sinatra since you were a little youngin, and you cried when you were told you'd be going to see him. Sinatra even called you out personally, telling you happy birthday.

Paulie: He took you out to a nice restaurant. It turns out, this wasn't just ANY restaurant, this was actually a pizzeria, HIS and YOUR pizzeria. Turns out, after the bank heist was successful, he bought a pizzeria for you and him.

Ralphie: This boi would take you around to the race track and get permission to race on the track in a racecar with you.

Vito: He would take you out to the park, and you'll both just walk around, just chill out. He'd also probably take you out to dinner.

Joe: He would most likely spend your birthday fucking you into the mattress.

Henry: He would take you dancing, and he would also try and get you away from everyone else, so that you and him can slow dance.

Marty: He would drive around town, maybe take you swimming at the lake.

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