Shrek: hey babe let's go have a romantic dinner at kfc Tord:of course babe anything for you (they walk to kfc) Tord:I'm going to order the food Shrek: okay babe I love you Tord: me to (tord walks up to the counter and noticed a gorgeous looking cashier their name tag said sans) Tord:hey can I have a- wow Sans:like what you see? Tord: oh shit sorry Sans: it's alright what can I get you (While blushing tord said) Tord:you Sans:😳 Tord: oh sorry Sans: you should go now Tord:but I haven't ordered my food Sans: I'll get a Big Mac for your fat girlfriend Tord: hey that's not- you know what she is (Sans gives him the Big Mac but tord notices something under the plate) Tord: what's this? (Looks under the plate a noticed a little paper that said call me with sans number on it) Tord: hey babe Shrek:who is that? Tord: nobody hon nobody (Shrek eats her Big Mac in a second because she is so overweight) Tord: lets go home Shrek: yes that would be nice (They walk back home and go to sleep) Tord: goodnight Shrek Shrek: goodnight tord (It's 3:35 am and tord woke up because Shrek had been snoring loud but he also woke up to see a giant lump on his pants going through his blanket he immediately knew he was dreaming about him and sans) Tord:I should really call him Tord : yes I'll do that (He calls sans) Sans: hey I see you called me Tord: yeah I could not resist Sans:look... I have a boyfriend Tord:me too Sans: add my text Tord: okay Sans: I have to go goodbye Tord:okay (Tord goes to his messages but he names sans cutie)
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