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(Tord goes up to Sans house )
Tord: (knocks)
Sans:hey
Tord: hello
Sans: come in
Tord:okay
Tord: (looks around and realizes he is in a 3 story mansion)
Tord: that's 50+ boyfriend points
Sans: what was that?
Tord: nothing........babe
Sans: *blushes*
Sans: so this place is boring want to go to a restaurant?
Tord: of course want to go to burger qween or if you want to be fancy kfc
Sans: nah those aren't fancy at all we should go to the new place called Pascali's pepperoni pizza & pies
Tord: isn't that expensive?
Sans: of course but anything for love right?
Tord:yes
(They go to the restaurant)
Pascali: welcome to Pascali's pepperoni pizza and pies!
Tord & sans:hi
Pascali: what can I get you to?
Sans: I will have to pepperoni pizza with pearls and prehistoric fish caviar
Pascali: wow the most expensive thing eh?
Sans:yes
Pascali: and what about you
Tord: what's the cheapest pizza you have?
Pascali: it has pig hooves, cat head, and humans organs, and if you want a side with it you can have the souls of little children
Tord: *gulp* I'll have that
Sans: trying to impress me by being brave?
Tord: uh no totally not
Sans: I am already in love with you
Pascali: are you to done? I sell pizza not s*x toys
Tord: okay fine...
Pascali: okay your pizza will be ready soon
Tord & Sans: thanks
(They ate their pizzas and are ready to pay the check)
Sans: mines was delicious
Tord: I can say the same about mines *gags*
Sans: your fault you didn't get a better pizza
Tord: I know
Pascali: well your check will be 150,000 dollars plus a penny for tords  pizza
Tord: WHAT I CANT PAY FOR THAT I ONLY BROUGHT 3 DOLLARS AND A SLIM JIM FOR THE CHECK
Sans: don't worry I'll pay silly 😉
Tord: your wallet death wish
Sans: heheh
Tord: I have had a really great time and I would like to do this again
Sans: me to

Pascali: okay your pizza will be ready soon Tord & Sans: thanks (They ate their pizzas and are ready to pay the check)Sans: mines was delicious Tord: I can say the same about mines *gags*Sans: your fault you didn't get a better pizza Tord: I know ...

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