Tord: he is just a friend Shrek: NO NO I DONT WANT TO HEAR IT!! Tord: you know what (Shrek and tord say this at the same time) Tord & Shrek: WE ARE OVER Tord:GET OUT OF MY CAR SHREK: YOU HAVE A SMALL PENIS Tord: it would be bigger if you ever got me hard (Tord drives away like a badass as he knew he had won the battle) Tord: I can't believe I did that Tord: she was such a bit*h (Tord drives home) Tord: (calls sans) Sans: did you break up Tord: yep Sans:spill the tea Tord: she said I had a small dick Sans: and what did You say? Tord: would have been bigger if you ever got me hard Sans: (laughs) Sans: I like a guy with a good sense of humor Tord: hehe I guess it was pretty funny Sans: well now that hog is out of the picture we can meet up Tord: yeah we can what time is good for you Sans: meet up at my house at 8:30 Tord: what's your address Sans: 432 big pineapple street Tord: okay Sans: love you...........babe Tord: (blushes) (They hang up)
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