Shrek: good morning sleepy head Tord:morning Shrek: lets walk somewhere I have to burn calories because I'm fat Tord: actually I was thinking about going to kfc Shrek: but I need to burn calories Tord:babe I love you any way now let's go to kfc and then we can have a fun time at night Shrek: okay (They drive to kfc) Tord & Shrek: *walked in* Tord: (walks up to register) Sans: hey I see you came too visit Tord: ( is to nervous to say anything so he stands there and blushes) Sans:to nervous? Sans:they all are Tord: what others? Sans:people walk up to me all the time saying wanna have lunch? Tord: oh... Sans: well anyways when are you out going to dump that fat hog Shrek? Tord: maybe tommorow Sans: well you better or this relationship is over Tord: of course (Tord brings the triple Big Mac to Shrek because she is fat) Tord: eat up babe (Shrek finishes her triple Big Mac in 3 seconds and they leave) Sans whispers to Shrek: don't hit your ugly big butt on the way out Shrek: 😤 Tord: (tells Shrek) Shrek: (ignores the fact that Tord wants to break up) Shrek: you know that sans guy is hurting my feeling Tord: yeah about that..... Tord: I want to break up with- Shrek: wait shut up Tord: but- Shrek: we need revenge Tord:but I'm dating- Shrek: we should leave a paint bucket for him when he gets out the door he will be sucked in pink paint Tord: no we should not Shrek: (completely ignores him and does it anyways because she is a bad girlfriend) Tord: please don't do this Shrek: I must Tord: you are always like this kare- Shrek:DONT YOU SAY IT DONT YOU CALL ME A- Tord: Karen Shrek: HOW DARE YOU IM NOT A KAREN Tord : yes you are Shrek: (takes his phone) Tord: NO DON- Shrek: WHO IS CUTIE
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