(Tord needs some date advice so he goes over to his best friends Edd & Matt) Tord:hey guys Edd: hey Matt: hola!! Tord: Matt stop it with your Spanish impression it's horrible Matt: aw :( Tord: so anyways guys I need some advice Edd: with what? Tord: okay so I'm going on a date with this guy and I don't know what to do Edd: well I know nothing about gu- Matt: IM GREAT WITH PEOPLE!! Edd: well don't just stand their like an idiot Matt give advice! Matt:well you need to look your absolute best Edd: well no duh Matt: you didn't let me finish Edd: oh Matt: okay so you also need a pickup line and you need to flirt you need to catch his interest Tord: hm that's some actually good advic- Tom: hey guy meet my new girlfriend (Tom and Shrek walk in) Tord: ( in pure shock, anger,and frustration Shrek: hey boo 🙄💅 Tord: Tom.......sigh Tord: you do know I just broke up with that same girl 2 days ago Tom: yeah I know but I've been crushing on her for ages and saw an opportunity Matt: you have been crushing on her?........why.....why..... she is horrendous Matt: I think I might vomit Tom: hey don't talk about that in front of her Matt: what is your taste Tom: I like fat bitc*es :( Tord: well get out of here I don't want to see her Shrek: and I don't want to see you or your baby carrot sized di*k Tord: like I said before you never got me h*ard because you look like my grandmothers elbow Shrek: HOW DARE YOU Tom: lets go babe they clearly don't want us Tord Matt & Edd : yeah we really don't want to see you and your girlfriend Tord: also you back looks like you have a third boob Edd & Matt : HAHAHAH
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