Full name: Ainsley Earthweaver
Nicknames: Prof. Nobody
Date of birth: 27 October 1983
Age: 37
Preferred pronouns: He/her
Species: Tapir
Height: 11'2"
Weight: 665kg
Fur colour: Azalea purple (87)
Eye colour: Vivid green (46), wine red (1), pastel yellow (37)
Likes: Cake decorating, money, exploring national parks/monuments, proper manners, hair
Dislikes: The stars, stuffed animals, napping, tattooed/tattooing vehicles, playing/watching pets play
Element: Water
Family: Unknown
Pack rank: Researcher
Accessories: Pastel yellow (37) collar, sapphire (Sharpie) light-up wristbands
Status: Alive
