Full name: Nilam Keenstrike
Nicknames: Prof. Cretin
Date of birth: 16 July 1936
Age: 84
Preferred pronouns: He/him
Species: Jsussi
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 122kg
Skin colour: Dark green (51), jade green (171), wine red (1)
Eye colour: Vivid red (4), black (120), raw umber (102)
Likes: Climbing things, building sets, sunscreen, having no manners, fireworks
Dislikes: Certain instruments, slimes, snow globes, planes, pearls
Element: Snow
Family: Unknown
Pack rank: Researcher
Accessories: Pastel yellow (37) collar, sapphire (Sharpie) light-up wristbands
Status: Alive