Hey oh you hate men so I was wondering you know when we fucked last night I got pregnant and it's yours were you gonna be happy about this you're going to feel the wrath of my newborn baby my newborn baby Safari and he's my baby so!!!
*Light cries* L-l-l please send me child support!! Im broke and i only have a fat ass!!
*L laughts* abort the goddamn thing you little whore.
light fucking dies of pollen allergies, and leaves the baby behind.
Ryiuk: OMG GUYS WTF IS THIS?? SUSSY BABY?? OMG ITS SAFARI!!! LOOK AT THI S L !!!!
L: what the fcuk.
misa: meow meow *ichi ni san* um-uh hey guys.!! my mom disowned me so uhh, i cant take care of the baby! sorry babes xoxo
L: what the fuck.
Riyuk: i'm a fuckin monster shinigami thang fuck you mean. i literally cant care for this lil man. he liiiiterally cant see me tf.
miss misa: i'm literally 15 tf u mean. L this is ur problem now, i ain't gonna deal with this. bye bye whores xoxo *britishy disappears into the sunset*
L: WHAT THE f u c k. guys im gay. i cant take of care of no gahdaym baby tf.
A huge noise can be heard right outside L's sextoystore. L gets shocked!! He goes outside to look at what hit the ground. He looks around and sees a body.
Light: hey guys!! sorry, god didnt want me no mo, neither did satan, so i'm back. where's riyk?
Ruinhauk: what
L: what the fuck.
Light: OMG HELLO *runs* Omg is this ur store L?
m: yeah
Light: didnt know u were gay
L: ur literally carrying my child you little incomptent whore. r u fuckin retarded?
Light: i love ur huuuge cocka locka. that shi was like 10m long homie. mad respect.
Light and Elle go back into the shop. *READ NEXT CHAPTER TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT* (SPOILERS)
they fuck.
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RomanceL has a huge c0ck. He cannot contol it. This leads to many pregnancies and many deaths. A lot of abortions, too. Light gets pregnant, but Misa does too. Which one will he choose? This story contains a lot of misunderstanding, love, obstacles, sex, d...
