わ尉ス
.⋆·˚ ༘ * 'pretty girl'
IN WHICH i show you the
𓀿life of sim willow☦︎
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── www.willow.com⁂␈'
༊*·˚001. INCORRECT QUOTES !!
❛ make it hot ❜
( 1 )
willow: I've invited you here because I crave the deadliest game...
chan, nodding: Knife Monopoly.
willow: I was actually going to play Russian roulette, but now I'm really interested in whatever knife Monopoly is( 2 )
willow: She's the girl of my dreams!
minho: You say every girl is the girl of your dreams.
willow: I have a lot of dreams( 3 )
willow: *sneaking in through the window*
changbin: *turning in his chair and flicking the light one* You want to tell me where you've been all night?
willow: I was with seonghwa?
seonghwa: *turning in his chair* Wanna try again?( 4 )
felix: I'm afraid of clowns. There, I said it.
hyunjin: felix, if you don't like clowns, why are you hanging with willow?( 5 )
jisung, entering seungmin's room: willow did it again.
seungmin: Peace disturbance?
jisung: What no-
seungmin: Arson..?
jisung: NO, JESUS CHRIST, HOW MANY-
seungmin: uh....Attempted murder?
jisung: NO, SHE ATE ALL THE FOOD IN THE FRIDGE, BUT WHAT THE FU-( 6 )
willow: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers!
jeongin: Please, just say fuck( 7 )
willow: Hold on! I'm having one of those things... a headache with pictures.
jeongin: What the fuck?
seungmin: She's having an idea( 8 )
minho: Who wants to make fifty bucks?
willow: How?
minho: I need someone to take the fall.
willow: What did you do?
minho: I can't tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked.
changbin, from the other room: Oh my god.
minho: ...
changbin: OH MY GOD!
willow: Make it a hundred.
minho: Deal.( 9 )
felix: I'm so happy two of my favorite people are getting along now.
chan: Uh, willow and hyunjin are not getting along.
felix: They're not trying to kill each other.
chan: You may have a point( 10 )
jisung: willow, we're hungry!
seungmin: willow! What's for dinner?
changbin: We're hungry willow!
willow, frying a bottle of ketchup over the stove: *screams*( 11 )
seonghwa, singing to the tune of I Kissed a Girl: I killed a guy, and I liked it-
jeongin, whispering: Should we call the exorcist?
willow, also singing:The taste of his cherry chapstick.
chan, appalled: Call the exorcist( 12 )
*In a horror movie situation*
yeosang: I've got no service in my phone here.
seonghwa: Shoot, my battery just died.
willow: Sorry guys, I just broke my phone with a hammer.
san: Guys, my phone is a book.( 13 )
willow : I think it's time I get my life in order.
changmin, narrating: But she did not get her life in order. In fact, she got drunk last night and fought a raccoon
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