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わ尉ス

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わ尉ス

⋆·˚ ༘ * 'pretty girl'IN WHICH i show you the life𓀿of sim yihwa☦︎⚠︎⚠︎

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.⋆·˚ ༘ * 'pretty girl'
IN WHICH i show you the life
𓀿of sim yihwa☦︎
⚠︎⚠︎






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── www.willow.com⁂␈'
༊*·˚005. INCORRECT QUOTES
 eveL ❜


minho: are you in love with seonghwa?
willow: *sweats* ... no
minho: then why do you draw 'W+S' in hearts everywhere
willow: it stands for wallowing and sadness


chan: i have an empty sketchbook but i don't know what to put in it
jisung: put spaghetti in it
chan: i'm not taking suggestions from you
felix: put spaghetti in it
chan: i am taking suggestions from anyone but you two
willow: put spaghetti in it
chan: i am no longer taking suggestions


jeongin: *learning english* what is friends with benefits?
willow: umm... a very special type of friendship
jeongin: oh.. so like me and seungmin?
willow: *chokes*


jisung: i feel bad for you australians
felix: why?
jisung: you had to grow up walking on your hands
chan: no thats not-
willow: no shutup let him finish


stray kids arguing in the morning:
changbin: I SAID WHERE ARE MY SHOES
hyunjin: YOUR WEARING THEM
willow: SHUTUP IM TRYING TO SUMMON SATAN
seungmin: STOP SCREAMING
jisung: YOUR SCREAMING TOO
felix + minho: *repeatedly banging their heads on the wall*
jeongin: *takes a deep breath*
jeongin channeling his inner dolphin: AAAHHHHHHHH


willow: ok so we can bake the cookies at 400 degrees for ten minutes or we 4,000 degrees for 1 minute
chan: thats-
chan: thats not how you bake cookies
hyunjin: FLOOR IT
felix: how about 4,000,000 for 1 second
seungmin: NO STOP YOUR GONNA BURN DOWN THE DORM
jeongin: IM GOING TO HARVEST THE POWER OF THE SUN TO BAKE THESE COOKIES
jisung: DO IT
minho: NO-


changbin: are you drinking coke for breakfast?
willow: yeah. what did you have for breakfast
changbin: ...nothing
willow: then i'm doing better than you


seungmin: hey watch out for the bag of trash
willow: who, hyunjin? he's on the other side of the room
hyunjin: what did i ever do to you?


willow: i'm an idiot
chan: 
minho:
hyunjin:
felix: 
seungmin: 
jeongin: 
jisung: 
changbin: if you're waiting for us to disagree its not going to happen


willow: I have yet to encounter a problem where a sword didn't factor into the solution at least in some way


minho: Your smile? It makes my day.
jisung: Your happiness? I live for that.
seungmin: A room? Get one.
willow: Hotel? Trivago.

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