willow: Hopefully minho has learned a lesson about respecting other people's feelings. minho: Oh, shut up and die willow.
( 2 )
jisung: Time sensitive question how flirt boy. willow: Throw rocks at he. jeongin: Hot Dogs. seungmin: Kill him. jisung: Thanks guys.
( 3 )
hyunjin: What's the straightest thing you've ever done? willow: *sighs* willow: I killed a man.
( 4 )
chan: You have an impressive pain tolerance. willow: Thanks, it's the trauma.
( 5 )
jisung: How is spring not everyone's favorite season? The trees are PINK, guys! willow: Allergies are also a problem, y'know. jisung: But pink. seungmin: And it's hot. jisung: PINK!
( 6 )
willow: Fruits that do not live up to their names; passionfruit, grapefruit, honeydew and dragonfruit. willow: Fruits that do live up to their names? willow: Orange.
( 7 )
changbin: Your lab is in the bathroom? chan: willow says this is the perfect place for my work. I'm just now realizing that remark may not have been entirely complimentary.
( 8 )
jisung: What did you get minho for his birthday? hyunjin: I got him a kitten. jisung: Really? Me too! chan: I also got him a cat. jeongin: Looks like we had the same idea. hyunjin: willow, please tell me you didn't get minho a cat as well! willow: ...I got him a kitten. *later* minho, in his apartment surrounded by cats and kittens: This is the best birthday ever!
( 9 )
willow: I CAN'T DO IT! seungmin, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER! willow: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE jeongin: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US. willow: willow: I appreciate it, willow: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH- jisung: willow- willow: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE! changbin: willow we gotta- willow: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT. willow: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?' willow, motioning to hyunjin:NOT FUCKING THIS!
( 10 )
changbin: If you had too, what would you give up food or sex? felix: Sex. changbin: Seriously, answer faster. felix: I'm sorry honey, when they said sex I wasn't thinking about sex with you. changbin: It's like a giant hug. felix: jisung, what about you? What would you give up sex or food? jisung: Food. felix: Okay, how about sex or dinosaurs? jisung: Oh my God it's like the movie Sophie's Choice. chan: What about you willow? What would you give up sex or food? willow: Oh... um... I don't know, it's too hard. chan: No, you gotta pick one. willow: Um, food... no, sex... no, food... sex... food. Ugh! I don't know! I want both! I- I want hot people on bread!
( 11 )
willow: I have passed the transitional stage of internet geekhood. willow: I was cashiering at work today, and was punching in the code for plums, which is 4040, and the 0 key doesn't work this well, so I punched it in wrong. And the machine flashed up "Item Not Found: 404". willow: And I actually laughed out loud.
